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April 10, 2026
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"When I think of home, I think of a place, where there's love overflowing."
"I wish I was home, I wish I was back with there, with the things I've been knowing."
"Slide some oil to me!"
"If I only had a brain I would have figured that out a long time ago"
"You mean I could have gone home...by clicking my heels three times?"
"You can't win child"
"I'm just plain old Herman Smith from Atlantic City"
"How quick fashion goes down the drain, last week when you all was wearing pink, Already for me, red was old. The Ultimate color brick is gold. That's the new color children. Hit it."
"You never needed anything from a fake wizard anyway"
"You can talk to me crazy"
"Life's a ball, if only you know it, and its all just waitin' for you. You're alive so come on and show it, we've got a lot of livin' to do."
"There are men, with childhood behind them..."
"We love you Conrad, oh yes we do!"
"Why look so awfully tragic, put on a happy face!"
""Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!" - Albert Peterson"
""They're all the same, from puberty to Mussolini!" - Kim MacAfee"
"Bye Bye Birdie, I'm gonna miss you so..."
"Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked."
""One last kiss!" Conrad Birdie"
"His going in the army is the best thing he could do.- Rose"
"Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?"
"Talk to us oh beautiful one, tell us how you make that glorious sound that even now in anticipation of has reduced me to a snarling raging jungle beast.-Ursala"
"Healthy Normal American Boy"
"The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!"
"Bye Bye Birdie, the army's got you now..."
"Mayor Shinn: You watch your phraseology!"
"Zaneeta Shinn: 'It's Capulets like you that make blood in the market place!' Ye Gawds!"
"Mayor Shinn: I can't believe I almost missed this opportunity!" [Short Pause] Wait a minute... I haven't got any son!"
"It means, that America has finally produced a genius who can play the minute waltz in 50 seconds!"
"A man can't turn tail and run just because a little personal risk is involved. What did Shakespeare say? 'Cowards die a thousand deaths, the brave man... only 500'?"
"Never allow the demands of tomorrow to interfere with the pleasure and excitement of today."
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you're left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering."
"I want you bleeders."
"At last! My right arm is complete again!"
"No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge."
"Do they think that walls can hide you even when I'm at your window I am in the dark beside you buried sweetly in your yellow hair."
"There was a barber and his wife And she was beautiful A foolish barber and his wife She was his reason and his life And she was beautiful And she was virtuous And he was... naïve"
""The Blood of Jesus Christ His Son Cleanseth Us from All Sins." - Inscription"
"Swing your razor wide, Sweeney! Hold it to the skies! Freely flows the blood of those Who moralize!"
"You spoke to me and everything was different … and you looked at me, and you called me by another name … Dulcinea."
"The world's a dungheap and we are maggots that crawl on it!"
"You spoke of a dream, and about the quest … how you must fight — and it doesn't matter if you win or lose — if only you follow the quest."
"And the world will be better for this That one man scorned and covered with scars Still strove with his last ounce of courage To reach the unreachable star."
"And I know if I'll only be true To this glorious quest That my heart will lie peaceful and calm When I'm laid to my rest."
"I have lived nearly fifty years, and I have seen life as it is. Pain, misery, hunger ... cruelty beyond belief. I have heard the singing from taverns and the moans from bundles of filth on the streets. I have been a soldier and seen my comrades fall in battle ... or die more slowly under the lash in Africa. I have held them in my arms at the final moment. These were men who saw life as it is, yet they died despairing. No glory, no gallant last words ... only their eyes filled with confusion, whimpering the question, "Why?" I do not think they asked why they were dying, but why they had lived. When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!"
"To bear with unbearable sorrow." You must remember! — "To run where the brave dare not go!"
"I come in a world of iron to make a world of gold."
"I am Don Quixote! The Man of La Mancha!"
"The mission of each true knight, his duty — nay — his privilege… To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go. To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star."
"This is my quest — To follow that star No matter how hopeless no matter how far. To fight for the right Without question or pause To be willing to march into Hell For a heavenly cause."