"Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street, or Saville Row? It's what you wear from ear to ear and not from head to toe that matters... You're never fully dressed without a smile!"

"I am not zoned for dogs."

"My God is that thing real?"

"[about why he refuses to adopt Annie] I'm a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children."

"We love you, Miss Hannigan."

"I make a very dry martini."

"Oliver Warbucks the Millionaire?"

"You had me followed?"

"Grace! Get me J. Edgar on the phone! Drake! Get me the chief of police! Asp! Get me Walter Winchell! PUNJAB!!! Get me William Randolph Hearst! And, Saunders, get me a drink!"

"They say [the Autocopter] can land on a dime... whatever that may be."

"Why any kid would wanna be an orphan is beyond me."

"Leaping Lizards! Just look at this joint!"

"Why do I smell wet dog?"

"The sun'll come out Tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till tomorrow, come what may! Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow! You're only a day away."

"Free? You never give me anything for free!"

"These beautiful grass skirts were made by myself, Stew Pot, the Professor, and as few other seebees in half the time it takes your native workers to make 'em. See that? No stretch. Look 'em over sweetie pie and give me an offer."

"That darn Bhali Hai!"

"I do not believe it is born in you!"

"Do you think about politics much? And if you do what do you think about them?"

"Live Emile! Live, live, live!"

"I'm even crummier than that, I'm a Lieutenant!"

"You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true?"

"There is nothing you can name That is anything like a dame."

"I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair and send him on his way!"

"You must never return something you stole! Then they will know you stole it!"

"Close to my heart she came, only to fly away. Only to fly as day flies from moonlight."

"The way some people think is that you need something different in your life to make it special. But isnt it already special, every day holds something new. It might be as little as a sparkle in the pavement or it might be something as large as winning 172 million dollars. It could be as insignificant as a ladybug or as priceless as a golden sun,falling below the horizon. Whatever it is, embrace it and remember it because it might just be these little things that make life worthwhile."

"You're looking pretty fit yourself - to Bloody Mary"

"You think I'm crazy too? Well they all do down at the fleet hospital. You know what they call me? Knucklehead Nellie."

"How do you like this guy? Billis, I'll have you court marshaled for this!"

"Are you crummy captain? You make trouble for me?"

"Hey Luetelant! You saxy man!"

"What Philedelia Girl? That mean no saxy?"

"Bottom line honey, This chick put the "ugh" in ugly"

"Think of home."

"He's the Wiz and he lives in Oz"

"You can talk to me crazy"

"I'm just plain old Herman Smith from Atlantic City"

"But don't nobody bring me no bad news"

"I thought it over and green is dead, 'til I change my mind the color's red"

"In my own way I'm a lion"

"How quick fashion goes down the drain, last week when you all was wearing pink, Already for me, red was old. The Ultimate color brick is gold. That's the new color children. Hit it."

"Would you like sauerkraut... or mustard, my dear... ON YOUR HOT DOG?!"

"Capital suggestion , capital !"

"Well, I thought I'd seen 'em all . But never, never have I seen a lion... without courage ."

"Cause I'm a mean ole lion"

"What would I do if I could suddenly feel?"

"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot to add...was a heart."

"Slide some oil to me!"

"That's my name, Fleetwood Coup DeVille...mama had high ideas. You know what I mean?"