Teen Comedy Films

"Christen Coppen - Doreen Gilmore"

"Matt Czuchry - Kyle Fuller"

"Brandon Smith - Arnie Grady"

"Julie Whitee - Bootsie Grady"

"Jesse James - Randolph Grady"

"Nicki Aycox - Tanner Jennings"

"Alexandra Adi - Ashley Lopez"

"Miss Perfect is about to meet her match."

"Bonjour, y'all"

"No French People Were Harmed In The Making Of This Film."

"Enjoy it while you can, Cupcake, before time and gravity do their dirty work."

"Bonjour, y'all."

"Oh, Kyle, bonjour. I was just watching Starla. She really knows how to spread her legs... uh... to kick."

"[After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest] Slapping people is fun."

"[After slapping her boyfriend] You are so fired as my boyfriend!"

"I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?"

"You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!"

"She went through this whole catholic thing—kissing my knees and calling herself a whore. It was like Taxicab Confessions."

"I'm going to get you, Kermit, you're going down!"

"Whatcha reading? [Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick] Oh, I like Dicks. haha"

"[in a french exam] j'ai une bouche comme dix doigts et dix doigts comme une bouche..."

"Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister 'I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my fruit de looms.'"

"It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French."

"We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life, so young and full of sweet promise, be tragically cut before it ever had a chance to shine? If I ever get out of here, as God is my witness, somebody's gonna pay. Or, as the great German philosopher Freddy Nitsche once said, 'that which does not kill us is gonna wish it had, because we're about to Fed-ex its sorry ass back to Skank Central where it came from.' Or something like that."

"Piper Perabo - Genevieve LePlouff"

"Jane McGregor - Starla Grady"

"A high school comedy with a French twist"

"Quick! Hang a right...Cut over to G Street. I just saw a vision! I saw a goddess. Come on, you've got to catch up to her... This was the most perfect, dazzling creature I've ever seen... She spoke to me. She spoke to me right through the window. I think she said, 'I love you.' That means nothing to you people? You have no romance, no soul? She - someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets wants me! Will you turn the corner?"

"Paul Le Mat - John Milner"

"Ron Howard - Steve Bolander"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Curt Henderson"

"It doesn’t make sense to leave home to look for home, to give up a life to find a new life, to say goodbye to friends you love just to make new friends."

"Suzanne Somers - Blonde in T-Bird"

"Kathleen Quinlan - Peggy"

"Jim Bohan - Officer Holstein"

"Harrison Ford - Bob Falfa"

"Beau Gentry - Ants"

"Manuel Padilla Jr. - Carlos"

"Bo Hopkins - Joe Young"

"Wolfman Jack - XERB Disc Jockey"

"Mackenzie Phillips - Carol"

"Candy Clark - Debbie Dunham"

"Cindy Williams - Laurie Henderson"

"Charles Martin Smith - Terry 'The Toad' Fields"

"Scott Baio - Himself"

"Solar - Zipper, the dog"

"Bowling for Soup - Themselves"

"Lance Bass - Himself"

"Michelle Krusiec - Nosebleed Co-Worker"

"Craig Kilborn - Himself"