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"Nathaniel likes the way I leap?"
"(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?"
"[to a dying Giselle] Please, don't leave me."
"I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't."
"I know what it's like when someone disappoints you. It's tempting to see things the way you wish they were instead of how they are."
"Forget about "happily ever after". It doesn't exist."
"[to Morgan about Giselle] Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps."
"[to Morgan after giving her a book] I know it's not the fairytale book you wanted, but this is better."
"Hello, please open the door."
"I wish you every happiness."
"[singing] We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working throng!"
"[after an old man steals her tiara] You... are not a very nice old man!!"
"I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss."
"Fred Tatasciore - Troll"
"Teala Dunn - Bunny"
"Emma Rose Lima - Bluebird and Fawn"
"Kevin Lima - Pip in New York"
"Jeff Bennett - Pip in Andalasia"
"Julie Andrews - The Narrator"
"Emma Rose Lima - Rapunzel"
"Jodi Benson β Sam"
"Unknown (uncredited) actress β Sally Chao"
"Unknown (uncredited) actress β The Guidance Counselor Ms. Simpson"
"Kevin Fenlon - Inspector Beane"
"Harvey Berger - Edwin Swimper"
"Wayne Flemming - Norman Relic"
"Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High/Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High!"
"Once you're hooked... you're his"
"There's no such thing as free cable"
"I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!"
"The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down."
"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!"
"Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back."
"I'll juice ya up!"
"I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."
"Stanley's Mother"
"Stanley's Father"
"Stanley's Grandpa"
"Stanley Yelnats"
"He came... He saw... He tormented..."
"Heβs a real live wire"
"For the Yelnats family, the price of cable is about to go up."
"Are you ready to get wired?"
"RuPaul Charles - Mike"
"Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown"
"Clea DuVall - Graham Eaton"
"Natasha Lyonne - Megan Bloomfield"
"All: [singing]: 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight. 1, 2, 3, 4, inverts we will be no more. 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight."
"Sign: Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."
"True Direction's motto: Straight is great."