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April 10, 2026
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"You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"Brittany Murphy as Rhonda"
"Kiefer Sutherland as Bob Wolverton"
"People like me, we don't go to the gas chamber."
"You are a dear, Flo. Bring me chicken soup... and a fucking straw."
"Fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you for this!"
"Amanda Plummer as Ramona Lutz"
"Reese Witherspoon as Vanessa Lutz"
"Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!"
"My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile."
"Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times!?!"
"I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me."
"What are you looking at? Fuck all y'all! Fuck you, chipmunk-face, and your fucking skipper wife!"
"Brooke Shields as Mimi Wolverton"
"Bob Odenkirk - Ross Grant"
"Mary Louise Wilson - Aunt Martha"
"Missy Doty - Noel"
"Angela McEwan - Pegy Nagy"
"Rance Howard - Uncle Ray"
"Devin Ratray - Cole"
"Will Forte - David Grant"
"June Squibb - Kate Grant"
"Bruce Dern - Woody Grant"
"I ain't fiddlin' with no cow titties. I'm a city girl!"
"[lifts her dress and flashes a tombstone] You see this? You could have had all this to yourself, and look what you missed out on."
"[upon learning Woody has "won" a million dollars] I never knew the son of a bitch even wanted to be a millionaire! He should have thought about that years ago and worked for it!"
"Ross Grant: [in a physical altercation with his cousin] Hey, watch the face, okay? I'm on TV."
"[to David] Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!"
"Stacy Keach - Ed Pegram"
"I know a woman who looks like a bullfrog but that don't mean she's the damn thing's mother."
"Daddy, I need to go to the shithouse."
"As P. T. Barnum put it, "There's a sucker born every minute.""
"Ryan O'Neal - Moses "Moze" Pray"
"Tatum O'Neal - Addie Loggins"
"Noble Willingham - Mr. Robertson"
"Jim Harrell - Minister"
"Burton Gilliam - Floyd"
"Yvonne Harrison - The Widow Bates (Marie)"
"Madeline Kahn - Trixie Delight"
"John Hillerman - Deputy Hardin/Jess Hardin"
"P. J. Johnson - Imogene"
"Randy Quaid - Leroy"
"Hugh Gilin - 2nd deputy"
"Luana Anders - Donna"
"Nancy Allen - Nancy"
"Gilda Radner - Nichiren Shoshu Member"
"Jim Hohn - Nichiren Shoshu Member"
"Clifton James - M. A. A."
"Carol Kane - Young Whore"
"Michael Moriarty - First Lieutenant Marine Duty Officer"