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April 10, 2026
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"David Clyde β Highlander"
"Don't you understand that a man to be married nowadays, must be broad-minded."
"Aren't you ashamed of yourself? After all I've done for you. I took you out of the gutter and gave you a career. Made a first class pickpocket out of you. And this is your gratitude? It hurts, Stanley. I tell you, it hurts."
"1000 mad, merry musical moments."
"Your fun favorites in the celebrated operetta that made musical history!"
"Stan Laurel β Stan"
"Oliver Hardy β Ollie"
"Julie Bishop β Arline"
"Mae Busch β Mrs. Hardy"
"Antonio Moreno - Devilshoof, Mrs. Hardy's lover"
"William P. Carleton - Count of Arnheim"
"James Finlayson - Finn, Captain of The Guard"
"Zeffie Tilbury - old Gypsy Queen"
"Mitchell Lewis - Salinas, Gypsy Queen's advisor"
"[to Alf] You wait out here. Asking the pawnshop proprietor if he had any second-hand ice cream cones!"
"Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature"
"Stan Laurel β Stan/Alf Laurel"
"Oliver Hardy β Ollie/Bert Hardy"
"Alan Hale Sr. β Joe Grogan"
"Sidney Toler β Captain of SS Periwinkle"
"Any bird can build a nest, but it isn't anyone that can lay an egg."
"Laurel and Hardy Are Going Way Out West! And Boy, Is the East Glad!"
"They're Wild West Outlaws of Trouble and Trigger Men!"
"Stan Laurel β Stanley"
"Sharon Lynn β Lola Marcel"
"James Finlayson β Mickey Finn"
"We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent"."
"We will now have an intelligence test"(camera pans to his unintelligent pupils)"
"Their jail break is a riot! It will give you the time of your life."
"The world has been waiting for THEIR FIRST FULL LENGTH TALKING PICTURE"
"Mr. Hardy is a man of wonderful ideasβso is Mr. Laurelβas long as he doesn't try to think."
"June Marlowe β Warden's Daughter"
"Wilfred Lucas β Warden"
"James Finlayson β Schoolteacher"
"Walter Long β The Tiger"
"Tiny Sandford β Prison Guard"
"Charlie Hall β Dentist's Assistant"
"April 1917βwhen the scratch of a pen on Capitol Hill caused crowns to rattle."
"STAN LAUREL - OLIVER HARDY open up their grandest bag of laughs!"
"LAUGHS? EVEN THE CAST HAD TO HOWL"
"Don Dillaway β Eddie Smith"
"Jacquie Lyn β Eddie's Baby"
"Mary Carr β Old Woman With Letter"
"James Finlayson β General"
"Richard Cramer β Uncle Jack"