"I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection. Inspection until 7. Ten minutes for breakfast, you drill until 1 and march until 4."

"Turn out the guard and place them BOTH under arrest!!"

"Never during my army career have I been so GROSSLY insulted!! Just WAIT 'til I get my hands on 'em!!!"

"The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise."

"(repeated line) Get BACK to work!!"

"You'll HEAR about this later!!"

"HERE'S HYSTERICAL HISTORY!"

"They dish out the dizziest rib-ride of the year!"

"Stan Laurel — Stan"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"

"Jean Parker — Georgette"

"Reginald Gardiner — François"

"Charles Middleton — Commandant"

"By the way, Fatty.....you don't seem to have the dignity becoming of a lackey. You don't walk right or something. Throw your shoulders back. Now, chin up!! No, no, no - both of them!"

"Maurice Black — Khan Mir Jutra"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollio"

"Dennis King — Fra Diavolo"

"Thelma Todd — Lady Pamela"

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

"Their New Full-Length Feature Picture!"

"Stan Laurel — Stanley"

"Oliver Hardy — Oliver"

"Charley Chase — Charley"

"Mae Busch — Mrs. Hardy"

"Dorothy Christy — Mrs. Betty Laurel"

"[to Stanley] And who informed you that my name was 'Leatherpuss'?"

"They're stymied in Scotland - Insane in India - and hilarious at home again!"

"60 Minutes Of Fun!"

"Their Funniest Full Length Feature!"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie Hardy"

"Stan Laurel — Stanley MacLaurel"

"June Lang — Lorna MacLaurel"

"William Janney — Allan Douglas"

"Anne Grey — Lady Violet Ormsby"

"Vernon Steele — Colonel Gregor McGregor"

"James Finlayson — Sergeant Major Finlayson"

"David Torrence — Mr Miggs"

"Daphne Pollard — Millie (the maid)"

"Mary Gordon — Mrs. Bickerdike"

"Lionel Belmore — The blacksmith"

"Claude King — General Fletcher"