"Did you ever dream about a place you never really recall being to before? A place that maybe only exists in your imagination? Some place far away, half remembered when you wake up. When you were there, though, you knew the language. You knew your way around. That was the sixties. [pause] No. It wasn't that either. It was just '66 and early '67. That's all there was."

"Why don't they make shows about people's daily lives you'd be interested in watching? You know, like "Sick Old Man" or "Skinny Little Weakling." "Big Fat Guy." Wouldn't you watch a show called "Big Fat Guy"? I'd watch that fucking show."

"What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."

"I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but my dick's in the way."

"Bide your time and everything becomes clear, and you can act accordingly."

"Excited Guy: [to Valentine] That first Christopher Cross album? Wow, that record really changed my life."

"You tell him, you tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming!"

"William Lucking - Warehouse Foreman"

"Melissa George - Jenny Wilson"

"Steve Heinze - Larry, Valentine's Bodyguard"

"Nicky Katt - Stacy, The Hitman"

"Joe Dallesandro - John "Uncle John", The Hitman"

"Amelia Heinle - Adhara"

"Nancy Lenehan - Lady On Plane"

"Luis Guzmán - Eduardo Roel"

"Lesley Ann Warren - Elaine"

"Barry Newman - Jim Avery"

"Tell Him I'm coming"

"Vengeance knows no boundaries."

"Terence Stamp - Wilson"

"Peter Fonda - Terry Valentine"

"Bill Duke - DEA Special Agent-In-Charge"

"The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!"

"I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter."

"Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night."

"The Luck of the Irish.. just Ran Out!"

"[Rips out the dead police officer's eye and puts it into his own head] An eye for an eye, me dear."

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

"[Drunkenly] Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre- CAN... hmph... cahn..."

"['The Leprechaun pulls his hand off the kitchen burner that's on, chuckling] We're cooking now, kids."

"Raymond C. Turner as Dispatcher"

"Kiss me, I'm Irish!"

"Her luck just ran out"

"We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes."

"[The Leprechaun starts singing while bouncing a pogo stick onto the coin seller's chest] This old Lep, he played one / He played pogo on his lung"

"[Talking to himself while sitting over his pot of gold] Ah! Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night."

"[Narrating from down in the flaming well] I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell."

"[Tory looks for a four leaf clover as the Leprechaun sneaks up to grab her hand] Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers."

"For two thousand years you filthy mortals have tried to steal my riches to satisfy your greedy urges... and it always ends the same, with you begging for your miserable lives. Was it all worth it in the end? One day your kind will learn that the treasure of the Leprechauns..."