"T-Bone Waitress: I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but a T-Bone steak and baked potato. Except one time, this asshole from New York ordered a trout, back in 1987. We ain't got no goddamned trout."

"Jeff Bridges - Marcus Hamilton"

"I've been poor my whole life, like a disease passing from generation to generation. But, not my boys. Not anymore."

"Chris Pine - Toby Howard"

"[referring to a TV evangelist] He wouldn't know God if he crawled up his pant leg and bit him on the pecker."

"Ben Foster - Tanner Howard"

"Dale Dickey - Elsie"

"Gil Birmingham - Alberto Parker"

"[to a bellicose thug threatening him] Boy, you'd think there were ten of me."

"Justice isn't a crime."

"Blood always follows money."

"Melanie Papalia - Emily"

"Katy Mixon - Jenny Ann"

"Kevin Rankin - Billy Rayburn"

"Marin Ireland - Debbie Howard"

"Ed Begley, Jr. - Whitey Haber"

"Lin Shaye - Parasol Lady"

"Luana Anders - Loretta Anderson"

"Lucy Lee Flippin - Diane Haber"

"John Belushi - Deputy Hector"

"Richard Bradford - Sheriff Kyle"

"Christopher Lloyd - Deputy Towfield"

"Jeff Morris - Big Abe"

"Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon"

"Mary Steenburgen - Julie Tate"

"Veronica Cartwright - Hermine"

"Poultry is just another way of sayin' chicken."

"Hold on, Towfield, you're wrinklin' my good luck ban-dan-na."

"Hermine: [to Henry Moon just prior to his hanging] You was the best I ever had... 'cept maybe for that circus fella."

"I'll never forget you, Hermine. You was the first woman I didn't have to pay for."

"[to a homely woman who's sizing him up for matrimony] I wouldn't take you to a dog-fight if you was the defendin' champ!"

"Well, I ain't no slab of meat to be auctioned off, but what the hell? Fine by me."

"Saved from the hangman, for a fate worse than death!"

"Tracey Walter - Coogan"

"For Henry Moon, life was just beginning."

"Danny DeVito - Hog"

"Jessica Chastain - Mrs. O'Brien"

"Laramie Eppler - R.L. O'Brien"

"Hunter McCracken - young Jack"

"Brad Pitt - Mr. O'Brien"