Films Directed By Dennis Dugan

"Dennis Dugan as Coach Bellows"

"Joe Gnoffo as Marcus Elwood"

"Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha."

"Howie, you're a pp."

"Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!"

"Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie."

"What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!"

"If you build it, nerds will come."

"Richie: I... love... salad."

"Old Man At The Video Store: I smell Cinnamon rolls..."

"Gus: My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties."

"Rob Schneider as Gus"

"David Spade as Richie"

"Jon Heder as Clark"

"Jon Lovitz as Mel"

"Nick Swardson as Howie"

"Craig Kilborn as Jerry"

"Molly Sims as Liz"

"Tim Meadows as Wayne"

"Amaury Nolasco as Carlos"

"For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cries]"

"Is bad ass one or two words?"

"Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!"

"I love beef stew!"

"There's no time! There's a bomb in here!"

"I wish I'd killed you months ago."

"I am the great white ninja."

"I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you."

"Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja. (Finds out henchmen heard him say that) Did I say "ninja"? I meant "ninny." "Haru, you are such a ninny.""

"Nice jacket, who shot the couch? (Laughter)"