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"Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world."
"Meet the inspector who was always on the job In The Bedroom... In The Nightclub... In The Nudist Colony!"
"Prison is bad enough, without uncomfortable furniture."
"If someone has been murdered here, please let it be Clouseau."
"Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game."
"[after getting his hand caught in a spinning globe] Look at that. I have Africa all over my hand."
"I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."
"... The Picture That Gets Away With Murder!"
"Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate our training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no quarter."
"Peter Sellers - Inspector Jacques Clouseau"
"Elke Sommer - Maria Gambrelli"
"John Emery — Jean, Duke d'Alençon, cousin of Charles"
"Gene Lockhart — Georges de la Trémoille, the Dauphin's chief counselor"
"George Zucco — Constable of Clervaux"
"Nicholas Joy — Regnault de Chartres, Archbishop of Rheims and Chancellor of France"
"George Coulouris — Sir Robert de Baudricourt"
"Ray Teal — Bertrand de Poulengy, a squire"
"Richard Derr — Jean de Metz, a knight"
"Richard Ney — Charles de Bourbon, Duke de Clermont"
"David Bond — Jeun Fournier, Cure of Vaucouleurs"
"Nestor Paiva — Henri le Royer, Catherine's husband"
"Robert Barrat — Jacques d'Arc"
"Jimmy Lydon — Pierre d'Arc"
"Rand Brooks — Jean d'Arc"
"Selena Royle — Isabelle d'Arc"
"A cast of thousands."
"Karen Black as Daisy."
"Irene Rich — Catherine le Royer, her friend"
"Ingrid Bergman — Joan of Arc"
"Vincent Donohue — Alain Chartier, court poet"
"All I have done, I have done by the command of my Lord - that is, all I have done well."
"I see it so clearly now - my "victory" is my martyrdom. My "escape" - my death."
"Constable of Clervaux: If you are the Maid and I don't say that you are- but if you are, I have a message from the people of Clervaux. It's this, go with God and save France. Save France and save our people."
"You say that you are my judges - I do not know if you are, but I say this: take care not to judge me wrongly, for in truth, I am sent by God, and you place yourself in great danger."
"[after receiving no answer from her voices] Then I must go forth alone, without knowing how."
"Oh sweet God, you have been with me always. Be with me now, through the darkness. For I meant hurt to no one - let none be hurt for me."
"It cannot take long to die - there will be a little pain, and then it will end. [she shakes her head] No, the pain won't be little - but it will end."
"The Bishop of Avranches: I warn you, you the so-called judges, you may succeed in sending this girl to the stake, but one day, your English king will be ashamed of these proceedings. Rome will declare the truth about this girl, and France will praise the Maid for its birth as one nation!"
"My gentle Dauphin, it is you I seek, for I have come a long way to find you and no other can take your place. God has spoken to me through His messengers, and it is His will that I come to aid you and that you be King of France."
"I think I have courage to die, but not to die thus in small sick ways."
"Zero Mostel as John."
"Greatest of all Spectacles!"
"Frank Puglia — Nicolas de Houppeville, a Judge"
"José Ferrer — The Dauphin, Charles VII"
"You see there is no strength in me, and no strength in my hands. There is no strength in any of our hands great enough to win against the English. Our strength is in our faith. And if our faith is eaten away by little things that God hates, then, though there be a million of us, we should be beaten back and die."
"A mother bears children and gives them to the world, and brings them up and thinks she knows them well, but she doesn't know them at all."
"Lorna Thayer as Restaurant Owner."
"Rhinoceros!"
"I will not submit!"
"I hate the taste of alcohol, but if I don't drink, I feel awful."