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"Myles Erlick - Snowboy"
"(to Tsar-Bunsha) Dear autocrat, we are lost."
"I am an actor of Big and Small academic theaters. And my name... My name is too famous to be called!"
"(apart) Well, he is looking. (to Bunsha) You will make a hole on me!"
"(to Bunsha who tries call police) I said: han' up! Han' up!!! I smash you, you hat!"
"I can imagine what will happen now! Just not a scandal. These scandals are so tiring. I got divorced three times. Well, yes, three. I don't count Zyuzin. And I've never been so worried."
"However, this is strange. This is the first time in my life. They tell him that his wife is leaving him, and he says, “Well, well, well, well, well, well, well”! It's even kinda impolite."
"What, have you been released from the madhouse yet?"
"Oh don't lie! Oh don't lie, thou art lying to the Tsar! Not by human desire, but by Divine will, I am Tsar!"
"However, I am amazed at your calmness. And if you know, Shurik, I’m even tempted to start a scandal."
"(was able to get out of the elevator by signing the door with the Sign of the Cross) That's what the Life-giving Cross does!"
"If you were my wife, I'd hang myself."
"Why didst thou hurt the boyarina, thou lowly man?!"
"I confess that, at least not of my own free will, but under the compulsion of Prince Miloslavsky, I was temporarily the acting Tsar."
"(finding a wad of cash) Citizens! Keep your money in a savings bank! if you have it, of course."
"Ulyana Andreevna, I reigned, but not cheated on you! They tempted me with the Tsarina, but I did not succumb! I swear!"
"(to Bunsha) And you will be cured! (to Ivan the Terrible) And you will be cured! And I will be cured! (Quoted in search of a way out of a stupid situation)"
"The army has rebelled! They say the Tsar is not genuine!"
"(having got into a richly furnished Shpak's apartment) Well, this time I successfully entered!"
"I've seen the wonders of technology... but this...!"
"(to Bunsha) Why are you looking at me like that, dear Sir? There are no patterns nor growing flowers on me."
"Joaquina Kalukango - Betty X"
"Nicolette Robinson - Barbara Cooke"
"Michael Imperioli - Angelo Dundee"
"Christian Magby - Jamaal"
"Lance Reddick - Brother Kareem"
"Lawrence Gilliard Jr. - Drew Bundini Brown"
"Eli Goree - Cassius Clay"
"Aldis Hodge - Jim Brown"
"Sean Monaghan - Henry Cooper"
"Y'all pulled out the knives. And if I get cut, I'm gonna hurt somebody."
"[Cassius Clay is bouncing on the motel bed] What are you, a giant fucking baby?"
"Leslie Odom Jr. - Sam Cooke"
"Beau Bridges - Mr. Carlton"
"Kingsley Ben-Adir - Malcolm X"
"The only color they care about in the Cali is the color green."
"This has been one strange fucking night."
"[On Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind"] I felt I should have written that song."
"Emily Bridges - Emily Carlton"
"Everybody talks about they wantin' a piece of the pie, well I don't. I want the goddamn recipe."
"Jeremy Pope - Jackie Wilson"
"Aaron D. Alexander - Sonny Liston"
"Randall Newsome - Myron Cohen"
"Christopher Gorham - Johnny Carson"
"Alan Wells - Ed McMahon"
"Amondre D. Jackson - L.C. Cooke"
"Jerome A. Wilson - Elijah Muhammad"
"Jun Hamamura"
"Kaori Tozawa — Osue"
"Shinji Tsuchiya — Kantarô"