"Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya."

"Ladd York as Lucky"

"For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!"

"John DeMita as Fazio"

"No one leaves this ship unless I so say! Say so."

"Donzaleigh Abernathy as Esmeralda"

"Adam Boys as Francois"

"Tom Dugan as Art"

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

"Leigh-Allyn Baker as Waitress"

"I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter."

"The Luck of the Irish.. just Ran Out!"

"Marcelo Tubert as Gupta"

"Richard Reicheg as Lucky"

"David Permenter as Deputy Tripet"

"Raymond C. Turner as Dispatcher"

"Michael Callan as Mitch"

"Her luck just ran out"

"William Newman as Sheriff Cronin"

"The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!"

"Caroline Williams as Loretta"

"Linda Diane Shayne as Nurse"

"Shay Duffin as O'Grady"

"Robert Hy Gorman as Alex"

"John Sanderford as J.D."

"Ken Olandt as Nathan"

"Jennifer Aniston as Tory"

"Mark Holton as Ozzie"

"John Voldstad as Shop Owner"

"[Correcting Nathan about the Leprechaun not being a bear who came into the house] Nathan, that was no fuckin' bear."

"[Holds up his slingshot to shoot the four-leaf clover at the Leprechaun] Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!"

"[To her father, upon arrival to cabin] I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills."

"[Phones the police for help] Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."

"[Finding a derelict pick up truck out in the field, to Alex ] Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut."

"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"

"Pamela Mant as Mrs. O'Grady"

"Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night."

"Ian Gregory as Doctor"

"[Singing, to Alex] I got you in a bear trap / That'll make you shut your yap / I got you in a bear trap / You look like a stupid sap. [The Leprechaun holds a small ax] Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt. Let's play surgeon."

"[Ozzie escapes from the Leprechaun in the basement] You only got away because me powers are weak! I need me gold!"

"[Tory looks for a four leaf clover as the Leprechaun sneaks up to grab her hand] Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers."

"[Rips out the dead police officer's eye and puts it into his own head] An eye for an eye, me dear."

"[Comes out of the chimney] Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus. [Get shot by Nathan]"

"[The Leprechaun starts singing while bouncing a pogo stick onto the coin seller's chest] This old Lep, he played one / He played pogo on his lung"

"[Narrating from down in the flaming well] I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell."

"[Talking to himself while sitting over his pot of gold] Ah! Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night."

"['The Leprechaun pulls his hand off the kitchen burner that's on, chuckling] We're cooking now, kids."

"Have you seen a crock of gold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it! [Touches Ozzie's face who nervously laughs and run away]"