"As for me, I lost everything: my wife, my book, my job, everything that I thought was important. But I finally knew where I wanted to go. And now I have someone to help me get there."

"So. I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple."

"I had no business trudging up to James Leer's parents' house in the middle of the night. Not when all that really mattered was trying to make things right with Sarah. But we had decided to rescue James Leer. I wasn't quite sure from what because I was pretty much convinced that everything that came out of James' mouth was basically horseshit. But maybe that really didn't matter. Sometimes people just need to be rescued."

"Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp"

"Whenever I wondered what Sara saw in me, and I wondered more than once, I always came back to the fact that she loved to read. She read everything every spare moment. She was a junkie for the printed word. And lucky for me, I manufactured her drug of choice."

"Tobey Maguire - James Leer"

"So there it was. Somewhere in the night, a Manhattan book editor was prowling the streets of Pittsburgh; best-selling author at his side, dead dog in his trunk."

"Kenny Rogers is Brewster Baker. His racing career was going in reverse, until six car-crazy kids joined his pit crew and put him back on the track."

"Get your asses out here on the double!"

"[as Brewster drives off] You no good, rotten, washed up, fork tongue, black hearted, double dealing, backstabbing, alci bum! We could've been great together."

"Anthony Michael Hall - Doc"

"Robby Still - Swifty"

"Robbie Fleming - Little Harry"

"Benji Wilhoite - Steven"

"Terry Kiser - Terk Logan"

"Bob Hannah - Diddler"

"Buddy Baker - Himself"

"Tom Aberathy - Louis"

"Kenny Rogers - Brewster Baker"

"Diane Lane - Heather "Breezy" Aikens"

"Erin Gray - Lilah"

"Barry Corbin - Sheriff"

"Chuck Woolery - Race Narrator"

"Blair Redford - James / Bumper Band Member"

"James Brolin - Mr. Anderson"

"Tanee McCall - Scarlett"

"Stephen Lee as Dwight"

"Chelsea Traille - Coco"

"Tyne Stecklein - Jesse"

"Michael Landes - Greg"

"Dianna Agron - Natalie"

"Glynn Turman - Harold Saint"

"Peter Gallagher - Vincent "Vince" Scali"

"David Walton - Mark the DJ"

"Terrence J - Dave"

"Julianne Hough - Georgia"

"Cher - Tess"

"Cam Gigandet - Jack Miller"

"Christina Aguilera - Alice Marilyn "Ali" Rose"

"Kristen Bell - Nikki"

"If I'm not 20 times better than "boobs for brains" over there, you don't have to pay me."

"Let me help you. First of all, you gotta wet it if you want a clean line... close your eyes, when you're putting on your makeup it's like you're an artist, but instead of painting a canvas you're painting a face. Didn't you ever watch your mom put on her makeup?"

"Stanley Tucci - Sean"

"I will not be upstaged by some slut with mutant lungs."

"Eric Dane - Marcus Gerber"

"Alan Cumming - Alexis"

"James Gilfillan - Archie Simmons"

"Gerry Quigley - Sport's Dad"

"Nancy Beatty - Miss Elson"

"Jackie Richardson - Janie's Mother"