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"[to Eugenia] Love and hate are two horns on the same goat, Eugenia. And you need a goat."
"[to Eugenia] Mrs. Leefolt should not be having babies. Write that down."
"[to Eugenia] Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date?"
"[to Eugenia] Courage sometimes skips a generation. Thank you for bringing it back to our family."
"I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's shit."
"Aunjanue Ellis as Yule May Davis"
"Joshua A. Downes as Mr. Blackly"
"Mary Steenburgen as Elaine Stein"
"Scott Beach - Narrator"
"Henry Brandon- Nazi officer"
"Tucker Smith - Klotskis Klown"
"Wolf Muser - Desk sergeant"
"Phil Adams - Airport sentry"
"Max Brooks - Rifka's son"
"Larry Rosenberg - Rifka's husband"
"Curt Lowens - Airport officer"
"Milt Jamin - Gestapo soldier"
"Earl Boen - Dr. Boyarski"
"Ivor Barry - General Hobbs"
"Tim Matheson - Lieutenant Andrei"
"William Glover - Major Cunningham"
"José Ferrer - Professor Siletski"
"James Haake - Sasha"
"Terence Marsh - Startled British officer"
"Charles Durning - S.S. Colonel Erhardt"
"Jack Riley - Dobish"
"Lewis J. Stadlen - Lupinsky"
"Estelle Reiner - Gruba"
"George Gaynes - Ravitch"
"Mel Brooks - Frederick Bronski"
"Anne Bancroft - Anna Bronski"
"George Wyner - Ratkowski"
"Ronny Graham - Sondheim, Stage Manager"
"Vat do you mean you haven't got proof? Dat is no excuse! Arrezt zem! Vat? Vere? Vy? VEN? From now on, ven in doubt, arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Zen shoot zem and interrogate zem! Oh, you are right, just shoot zem!"
"Without Jews, fags, and gypsies, there is no theater."
"[Of Frederick's performance] What he did to Hamlet we are now doing to Poland."
"[to Anna] Listen, sweetheart, if I don't come back, I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Lt. Sobinsky... but if I do come back, you're in a lot of trouble!"
"That is the movie!"
"Christopher Lloyd - S.S. Captain Schultz"
"Paul Ratliff - Naval officer"
"Ladies and gentlemen: In the interest of clarity and sanity, the rest of this movie will not be in Polish."
"Oh, but that's enough talk about me. Let's talk about you. How'd you like me in the first act?"
"[about Frederick] He's world famous in Poland."
"Rip Torn - Quentin "Q" Morewood"
"Richard Thomas - Walter Gaskell"
"Katie Holmes - Hannah Green"
"Jane Adams - Oola"
"Tobey Maguire - James Leer"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Terry Crabtree"
"Alan Tudyk - Sam Traxler"