"I-I've never seen that before. I've never seen anybody drive their trash to the curb and beat the hell out of it with a stick... I've never seen that before."

"Corey Feldman as Ricky Butler"

"Rick Ducommun as Art Weingartner"

"Carrie Fisher as Carol Peterson"

"Bruce Dern as Lt. Mark Rumsfield"

"Tom Hanks as Ray Peterson"

"Life In The Burbs Will Never Be The Same Again!"

"He's a stranger in an even stranger land... Suburbia"

"He's a man of peace in a savage land... Suburbia."

"A comedy about one nice guy who gets pushed too far."

"Hey! Pinocchio! Where are you going? Don't you make a move, sonny! I was eighteen months in the bush, and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat."

"You got a lawsuit on your hands mister!"

"Gentleman, we are on alert!"

"What have you got in the cellar, HERR Klopek?"

"Here you go, sonny - a little something for the old sweet tooth."

"There go the Goddamn brownies."

"Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat over there."

"[on the phone] Erin, no, I did not sleep with him. Alright, okay, I did actually, once....... twice...... What difference does it make? He was a loser and he was lousy........ You did? Really? I didn't hear..... Two kids! Wow, you guys must have really cute kids..... Uhhh.. yeah tell him I said "Hi" and actually I'm hopping into a cab so I'm gonna give you a call a little later..."

"Bryan Greenberg - Nathan "Nate" Lerner"

"Chris Pratt - Fletcher Flemson"

"Candice Bergen - Marion St. Claire"

"Anne Hathaway - Emma Allan"

"Kate Hudson - Olivia "Liv" Lerner"

"Something New - Something Borrowed - Something Blue"

"May the best bride win"

"This January, all bets are off"

"Childhood friends. Best Friends. Two Brides. Two Weddings. One Mistake"

"Best friends should share everything.. expect their wedding day!"

"Even best friends can't share the same wedding day."

"Bridal Store Attendant: You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera."

"They haven't spoken in a week. That's like a century in girl years."

"It was quite a wedding and as I stood there watching I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago. Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding. But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along."

"[on the phone] Oh,sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend, of course you're at the very top of my maid of honor list, honestly..... [looks at list] Carla..... Caitlyn?"

"[to Liv] Your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom."

"If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open"

"Kristen Johnston - Deb"

"Steve Howey - Daniel Williams"

"(As Mike leaves) When you come back next week they'll be twice as big as they are today!"

"Mike (son)"

"Ashley (daughter)"

"Tom Noonan - Joshua Taft"

"David Earl Waterman - Norman the Janitor"

"Frank Welker - voice of Consuela the queen spider and other spider vocal effects"

"Eileen Ryan - Gladys, Chris’s aunt"

"Matt Czuchry - Bret"

"Leon Rippy - Wade"

"Rick Overton - Deputy Pete Williams"

"Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffiths"

"Scott Terra - Mike Parker, Sam’s son"

"Scarlett Johansson - Ashley Parker, Sam’s daughter"