"HAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!! Oh, hi there! We're your new neighbors. My name's Cricket. Cricket Green. Hey, where ya goin'? Oh, okay, you're busy that's fine. Well stop by anytime!"

"And a one, and a two, and a JUMP!"

"Oh, this is awful!"

"You wouldn't believe it!"

"What are we gonna do?!"

"All right, from the top!"

"Hey everyone, did you hear the news?!"

"My dearest Andromeda: Hi! This is your old pal, Tilly, reportin' in from the country. It's my first week here, and the weather is lovely. You can even see the whole galaxy at night! Trust me when I say it is beautiful! I miss you soooooooooOOOOOOOO much! And that is with seventeen O's, which you know I do NOT use lightly. I've been feelin' a bit lonely without ya, and unsure what to do about it. So this mornin', I decided to head to the woods to get some friendly advice. Ya see, here in the country, the woods are full of wise creatures. But for this problem, I needed advice from the wisest creature of them all."

"Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!"

"Wowee... the Smalton Fair! An ode to the ballyhoo of yesteryear."

"Iced flies! Get your iced flies here!"

"Help, it's been three months. Still up here."

"What the...?!"

"Aah! What is that thing?!"

"A sound soul, dwells within a sound of mind and a sound body."

"Ah, the sea...so fascinating. So wonderful. Here we see Bikini Bottom teeming with life. Home of one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly."

"[Gary: Meow.] [shocked] Gary! [quickly changes to the football game on the TV] I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. [nervous laugh; hears a knock on the door] Come in!"

"Wow, it's Sunday! Guess what's for breakfast! [Gary: Meow?] That's right! A sundae!"

"Hello, and welcome one and all, to a super special episode of House Fancy. I'm your host, Nicholas Withers. Our first, very special guest on today's show will be none other than..."

"The coast looks clear."

"Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! [cuts to Squidward] Tee time, Patrick! [cuts to Patrick's house] Patrick! Wake up!"

"Fillmore, I'm on it!"

"And lastly, there was a misprint on today's cafeteria menu. "Meat Larf" should read..."Meat Lard.""

"The outcome was never in our favor, Gary."

"Mom, Dad, I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket."

"Imagine Saving The Rainforest Just By Searching The Internet?"

"Ugh, smoking? How does a boy like that go so wrong?"

"Clap with us!"

"Bienvididos!"

"Come on, Max. Let's check this out."

"Hi, I'm Dora. What's your name? What's your name? How old are you? Wow, that's big! Guess what? It's storytime!"

"I also said women like men who are shaped like potatoes. Can you find a pattern here?"

"Bienvididos, amigos!"

"4,800 and 20, 4,800 and 24–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–4,800 and 31, 4,800 and 35, that's everybody. 4,800 and... 37."

"Ah, today's gonna be a good day. Aah! Aahh! Ow! Oof! Oh, great - there goes breakfast. Ow! My foot! Stupid thing! OW! My foot! Stupid thing! See? I learned. Ow! Don't even know why I put that lamp there in the first place. What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? Makes me want to burn down the 70s. Ow! Oof! Was that an armadillo? I'm gonna laugh when you're roadkill. What the- Not my car! Cactus needles, red dirt, Adobe...NEEEW MEXICOOOOOOOO!!! [show and episode title appear]"

"At last, the moment I've been waiting for! It's absolutely perfect!"

"So, Danny...You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts?"

"And that is how I got Liza Minnelli's poop on my shoe."

"OUCH! Oh boy."

"I'll read these books to you when we get home, okay, Corduroy?"

"Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town - especially for you, Daria, right?"

"I think it bobbed."

"Listen, pep talk. Big day today. It's our grand re-re-reopening. It's Labor Day weekend, and it looks like Wonder Wharf is getting mobbed, so we have..."

"The war had been raging for as long I could remember. I lost my father to the war. I lost my mother to the war. And this was my only friend left in the world. Chaos, blood shed, and battle was the only life we'd ever known."

"And if you look out your window, you'll see the Amazon Rainforest. Home to more plants and animals than the rest of the world put together."

"So, anybody get a date for the dance and not tell me?"

"Mind if I join?"

"What are you doing, Nick?"

"Dee Dee! Can you please check if your brother is ready for school?"

"Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare!"