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"Well, don't stop there! You read, I pack. That’s the deal."
"Hey, Spike. What's up?"
"Who can tell me what these are?"
"Oh, good. We're all here."
"I've always loved you but...YOU'VE RUINED ME!!!"
"Solve the little jobs one by one and you'll get the big one done! Better check the old to-do list! Done and done. Just one more to-do left to do. But first, better make sure my little Wombats are up!"
"Oh, Gravity Falls, it is good to be back!"
"Be careful Jennifer, the unspeakable horrors nearby, it could be anywhere, anywhere at all… You never know what an unspeakable horror will just walk in the door…"
"Helloooo Nurse!"
"Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1993. I mean, these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation! What?"
"Guess who? It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well first, Marco got kidnapped, and I had to blow up a bunch of stuff including my wand, and I was super bummed, because I thought was never gonna get to do magic again, but then I got my new wan.. My new wand! Oh yeah, and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco!"
"You know what, Jackie, can I call you back? Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing exercises?"
"Mama, I need to talk to you! I can't believe it!"
"Oh! Not bad, me!"
""No trespassing", huh? Well Nancy Green ain't trespassin', she's liberatin'."
"Look alive, Cricket. The boss Ms. Cho will be here any minute."
"Upsy daisy, Gramma! C'mon, family! Follow the sound of my voice!"
"Oh, this is awful!"
"What are we gonna do?!"
"All right, from the top!"
"Order of quiet... [muffled] ...and I said, no, no."
"Hey everyone, did you hear the news?!"
"Stay alert, crew."
"Good night, you frogs! See you in the 'morrow! Oi!"
"Help, it's been three months. Still up here."
"All right, Polly, check this out! According to this map, if we drive straight through the night, we'll be home by morning!"
"What is that thing?!"
"Okay, this is getting hard to ignore, X. What do you know about these amphibious extraterrestrials?"
"Ah, the sea...so fascinating. So wonderful. Here we see Bikini Bottom teeming with life. Home of one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly."
"Today's the big day, Gary! [Gary: Meow] Look at me, I'm NAKED!!!!! [puts on his pants] I gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary. [Gary: Meow.]"
"Excuse me, miss?"
"Finished at last! What do you boys think of me new masterpiece?"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooo-oioooooooh-woh-wooooh, how much chum could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug... [gasps, grabs the phone] Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out of here! It's a code blue situation!"
"Hello, and welcome one and all, to a super special episode of House Fancy. I'm your host, Nicholas Withers. Our first, very special guest on today's show will be none other than..."
"Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. What the...? What in Neptune's knickers is this?!"
"Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! [cuts to Squidward] Tee time, Patrick! [cuts to Patrick's house] Patrick! Wake up!"
"Well Squiddy, 20 minutes of a bath is probably enough. Ah, another day, another day."
"And how is everything for you today, sir?"
"Order for-"
"These pancakes are delicious, Sandy, but what do you call this sweet stuff?"
"Alright Karen, I'm off to go Shopping."
"Nice flipping today, Spatty. Great grill work, Grilly. And we couldn't have done it without you, Flamey. See you tomorrow! Gallopin' garbage!"
"First catch!"
"Huh? [sighs] That dream again. That jelly-riffic dream. Well, today's the day I'm gonna make my dream come true."
"The best way out of bed, is an urchin on your head."
"Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season 2, let's take a look!"
"He went this way!"
"Oh. Oh! Excuse me!"
"Cassandra Cassandra. Cassandra. There you are, Cassandra. I'd nearly given up on you."
"Okay. So, Cat and I are on a farm."