"[after realizing that he accidentally presses "send all"] It's not my fault! Why put the "send" button right next to "send all"? [to Kyle] This is just a bad design."

"[to Kyle, after he sends his directions] Fa-da! I has sent directions to my living space!"

"I do not I...[after Tip shows him his green hand, which indicates he's lying] Poomp."

"[after he eats a urinal cake thinking it is a blue mint] AAH! DO NOT EAT THE BLUE MINTS!!? Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade. [he drinks the "lemonade" (actually urine)] UGH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!?"

"[repeated line] Owpain!"

"It is true! HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIMPLE THINGS! I AM SAVING YOU, I AM BEING YOUR FRIEND!!!"

"Frank Welker — Pig the Cat"

"Matt Jones — Kyle"

"Jennifer Lopez — Lucy"

"Steve Martin — Smek"

"Rihanna — Tip"

"Jim Parsons — Oh"

"My hands are in the air like I just do not care!"

"That...is enough...shushing. [Smek: How dare you shush a shushing?] Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh."

"Well, before I got the password... [Smek laughs] I erased him. Boop. [Smek hits him]"

"Security has been compromised. ARREST THAT BOOV!!"

"YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!"

"I am not your friend!"

"Oh big deal!, I had enough!, SHUSH! [he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher] [Kyle: That...is enough...shushing.]"

"She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humans to figure out!"

"Don't forget to tell Boog you can't go on guys' trip!"

"I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!"

"[About Elliot, who yelled at him for showing up] That is one seriously messed-up deer!"

"The what cracker?!"

"Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!"

"For the last time, it's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know! Anyway, when I was in the wild animal park, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!"

"[Arriving at the Timberline National Forest] This must be the place: Bearvana!"

"In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other."

"The only bear?"

"[When he's exposed by the wilds] Who's gonna stop me?"

"[To Elliot, who demands what he's done with Boog] He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight, when they take him back to Russia!"

"I'm tellin' you Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva [Ursa] a piece of my mind!"

"What do you want, bear?"

"Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!"

"[Running away from the Maslova Family Circus; to Boog] See ya tomorrow night!"

"Enough! Enough! [ prolonged]ENOUGH!!!!!! I'm not you servant. I'm king in the jungle!"

"[Posing as Boog; to the wilds] Yeah, it was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?"

"Come on! What are ya waitin' for?!"

"[Being chased by Bob and Bobbie, who think that he's Bigfoot] Aaaaaahhhh!"

"Man, I can't wait to get back to see Alistair! Back to my own cart, home cookin', 3 meals a day! Mmm!"

"I forgive you! But only because you forgave me first."

"You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end."

"I'm so Sorry that I let you Down."

"Say hi to your mother for me!!!"

"I thought you were mad at me! But now I know you weren't 'cause you're not even you!"

"Boog, Boog, Boog! From now on, we will no longer mention his name!"

"Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer."

"Ursa?! Who's Ursa?"

"Come here, Lil' E."

"Who's Russia?"