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"[first line] Time is a funny thing. When I was a kid the days lasted forever, but the years... Well, they went by so fast. Before you know it, you are all grown up. It even happened to me."
"Once you grow up, you can never go back."
"Yeah, I guess sometimes you just... you grow up… and... grow apart."
"Hey, my old… [straining] What did you do?!"
"[as he is being chased by baby ninjas] Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!"
"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!"
"You want me to be a baby again?"
"Never touch another man is pony."
"I have a beautiful voice."
"But, Uncle Ted, I have missed you so much."
"[after she gets a new pony from Ted] Oh my god. Uncle Ted is the best!"
"[to her dad, Tim] Do not you think I am a little old for that now?"
"[first words; to his daddy, Tim] Hi, daddy."
"I am in the family business."
"[to her daddy and uncle] Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but may I make a suggestion - why do not you both suck it? [tosses two pacifiers into the air and throws them into their mouths]"
"Baby Corp has developed a new super-duper baby formula that can turn a grown-up back into a baby. We have in it cherry, grape, orange, and lime."
"[to Armstrong] You know, doc, childhood does not last forever… but family sure does!"
"You know what they say: it is all about the dough."
"Tina! What is your problem!"
"[after hearing Tim is voicemail that was sent to Ted (secretly) by Tina] Well, that was unsettling."
"[staring suspiciously at Tim, a.k.a. Marcos Lightspeed] So, Marcos Lightspeed, is that what you said? [Tim: Mm-hmm.] Sounds like a cartoon name."
"You guys should really change the locks."
"[to Tabitha] Sweetheart, I cried, then I went blank."
"Smile! [poses for a picture with his granddaughter]"
"Aha! The key still works!"
"Except Tim did not wear glasses."
"Why do parents get to be in charge, anyway? They had their chance, and what do we get? Pollution, politics, wars."
"We may be small, but we are about to teach grown-ups a big lesson."
"I even had parents. Mine were child psychologists who made me part of an experiment. [Ted, Jr.: Really?] They expose me to ten thousand hours of Mozart, language lessons, and public radio. [TJ: I hate public radio.] It was at that point, I realized I was smarter than my parents, and with my first step, I ran away from home. Why? They pushed me around. I got told what to do all the time, but a single word changed my life - "No"."
"[in Tim is nightmare] Oh, he broke my arm!"
"You shall not pass!"
"Time's up!"
"[sees a phone] Oh, sweet! He who findeth keepeth. [clears throat]"
"Nathan Pickles: You will be singing a different tune at rehearsal. The wrong tune."
"Georgo: I like glue. Glue is good."
"Creepy Girl: [repeated line] I like ponies."
"Playtime is over."
"I love casual Fridays."
"Alec Baldwin — Boss Baby (Ted Jr.)"
"James Marsden — Tim"
"Amy Sedaris — Tina"
"Ariana Greenblatt — Tabitha"
"Jeff Goldblum — Dr. Armstrong"
"Eva Longoria — Carol"
"James McGrath — Wizzie"
"Jimmy Kimmel — Grandpa (Ted Sr.)"
"Lisa Kudrow — Grandma (Janice)"