"[after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino] I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get back, I want this to be business class."

"John Witherspoon - Blind Man"

"Method Man - Muggsy"

"Arielle Kebbel - Heather Hunkee"

"Sayed Badreya - Middle Eastern Passenger"

"Sofía Vergara - Blanca"

"Gary Anthony Williams - Flame"

"Snoop Dogg - Captain Mack"

"Tom Arnold - Mr. Hunkee"

"Announcing the arrival of the first airline with soul."

"The party is nonstop"

"We Fly, We Party, We Land"

"What goes up, must get down."

"Viewers have a chance to take a crash course in tastelessness by watching another piece of nouveau blaxploitation, where black people decked out in their bling-bling sing and dance to raunchy hip-hop music and eat fried chicken while sipping Alize. [...] An hour and a half of real airplane turbulence is better than sitting through the bad, offensive material that makes up "Soul Plane.""

"This is the bomb! [everything goes silent] What...? Let's dance!"

"I'm a player, but I don't play that way!"

"[in Spanish, to Muggsy]: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis."

"Now, how much Colt 45 to Sierra Mist do you mix to get bubbly? Probably half and half."

"[After hearing Muggsy say he's got a cock fight in 10 minutes] Cock fight? I'm in."

"[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this. [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!"

"[looking into the cockpit] This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! We flyin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards!"

"Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your shoot on tight and enjoy the flight."

"You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!"

"Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!"

"[suspecting his subordinate, Bruno Stachel, of lying about shooting down two planes] Two three-second bursts. Is your marksmanship that good?"

"Roger Ostime - The Crown Prince"

"Alex Scott - The Orator"

"Hugo Schuster - Hans, Elderly Servant"

"Carl Schell - Manfred von Richthofen"

"Friedrich von Ledebur - The Field Marshal"

"Loni von Friedl - Elfi Heidemann"

"Derren Nesbitt - Fabian"

"Derek Newark - Ziegel"

"Peter Woodthorpe - Rupp"

"Harry Towb - Kettering"

"Anton Diffring - Holbach"