Airplane!

"It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"

"All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

"Jack Kilpatrick: Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!"

"Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men."

"Radio Announcer: "WZAZ in Chicago where disco lives forever" (The Airplane then took out the antenna forcing the station to go off the air)."

"What's slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?"

"Thank God it's Only a Motion Picture!"

"The craziest flight you'll ever take!"

"The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!"

"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar — Roger Murdock"

"Lloyd Bridges — McCroskey"

"Peter Graves — Captain Oveur"

"Julie Hagerty — Elaine"

"Robert Hays — Ted Striker"

"Leslie Nielsen — Dr. Rumack"

"Lorna Patterson — Randy"

"Robert Stack — Kramer"

"Stephen Stucker — Johnny"

"Barbara Billingsley - Jive Lady"