"[being held in Canada] Boomer! You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! You took off and you left me here in the hands of those Canadians! I'm gonna tear you till and I'll rip out every bone in your body! Boomer, you hear me?!"

"I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!"

"Robin Power as Robin"

"If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade."

"Mavis Staples as Melody Cool"

"George Clinton as George"

"Jerome Benton as Jerome"

"What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!"

"Alan Alda as the unnamed President of the United States"

"There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think."

"[after making his fake fanfare as Morris Day shows up] The King has arrived."

"Rosie Gaines as a member The Kid's band, NPG"

"Prince as The Kid"

"Tevin Campbell as Tevin"

"John Candy as Bud B. Boomer, the sheriff of Niagara County"

"Morris Day as Morris"

"Ingrid Chavez as Aura"

"Jill Jones as Jill"

"James Carville as a Pentagon agent for Central Intelligence (uncredited)"

"Bill Nunn as Kabral Jabar"

"Sheila Gray as the voice of the Hacker Hellstrom"

"Dan Aykroyd as an OPP officer (uncredited)"

"Ed Sahely as a Mountie (uncredited)"

"The Time as themselves"

"Brad Sullivan as Gus"

"Richard E. Council as Vladimir Kruschkin, the President of Russia"

"Wallace Shawn as Clark MacDonald, the Prime Minister of Canada"

"Stanley Anderson as Edwin S. Simon"

"Ben Hamper and Michael Moore as two redneck guys"

"Steven Wright as a Niagara Falls Mountie"

"Rip Torn as General Dick Panzer, the Commander of USSOCOM"

"Kevin J. O'Connor as Roy Boy"

"Rhea Perlman as Honey"

"Kevin Pollak as Stuart "Stu" Smiley"

"I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto."

"[first lines] Are there really angels, or are they just in our minds? It all comes out in the wash... in time."

"Jim Belushi as Charles Jackal"

"Beth Amos as Ruthie"

"G. D. Spradlin as R.J. Hacker"

"Eric Pierpoint - Fred"

"Art LaFleur - Alice's Father"

"Michael Goorjian - Steven"

"Millie Slavin - Susan Finley"

"Veronica Lauren - Alice"

"Nicolas Surovy - John"

"Joe Morton - Cameron"

"David Marshall Grant - Lt. Col. Wilcox"

"Isabel Glasser - Helen"

"Elijah Wood - Nat Cooper"