"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"

"Heidi Kling as Casey Conway"

"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."

"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."

"I hate kids. They're barely human."

"[introducing himself to Miss East] West... Jim West."

"Nitro?! THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU TRANSPORT NITRO!"

"[upon being caught impersonating U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant by Grant himself] President Grant... Sir, these are perilous times. I was merely demonstrating how someone, using the art of disguise could penetrate into the very bowels of the White House, sir."

"[revealing himself to be a U.S. Marshal after disguising himself as a courtesan and being called 'lady' by Jim West] I'm not a lady, I'm a U.S. Marshal!"

"[addressing foreign dignitaries at Spider Canyon] Today, I'm proud to be able to sit before y'all and tell you that the wrongs will be righted...the past made present... the United, Divided! [unveils map of a partitioned US and explains it all] Great Britain gets back the 13 original colonies, minus Manhattan. Florida and the Fountain of Youth go back to Spain. Texas, New Mexico, California, Arizona revolve a Mexico. [refers to "Loveless Land" encompassing Oregon, Nevada, Kansas and the Territories of Utah, Washington, Idaho, Colorado, Dakota, Montana, and Nebraska] And a little piece for me to retire on. [guests laugh]"

"Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost. It's me, dear friends - alive and kicking! Well, alive anyway. [chuckles for a bit] We may have lost the war, but Heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor! No... not even when we've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, 35 feet of small intestine and our ability to reproduce, all in the name of the South, DO WE EVER LOSE OUR SENSE OF HUMOR!"

"Frank Welker - voice of Shao Kahn"

"Peter Jason - Master Boyd"

"Keith Cooke - Reptile"

"Tom Woodruff, Jr. - Goro"

"François Petit - Sub-Zero"

"Kenneth Edwards - Art "Kai" Lean"

"Steven Ho - Chan Kang"

"Gregory McKinney - Jax"

"Kombat Begins"

"Flawless Victory"

"Test Your Might"

"Nothing In This World Has Prepared You For This"

"Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!"

"Bridgette Wilson - Sonya Blade"

"Choose Your Destiny..."

"Christopher Lambert - Lord Rayden"

"Talisa Soto - Princess Kitana"