The Three Stooges

"(After Moe tells the others to do something)"

"Oh, a chisler, eh? (Moe to Larry, Curly, or Shemp)"

"Curly shaving ice: Were you wearing a pink bow tie? No, well here's your lip."

"Also Curly shaving ice: Are you married or happy?"

"Boy, that's funny! (Curly Joe)"

"My father died dancing; on the end of a rope. (Curly)"

"I'll take some burnt toast 'n' a rotten egg. (any of the Stooges)"

"Moe: Put yer hand on yer chin (After Moe gets Larry or Curly to put his right fist up to his chin), yer knee up here (and puts his right knee up to his right elbow)."

"Ngah-ngah-ngah! (Curly frightened)"

"Why you...! (Moe or Curly, to others)"

"Come 'ere! (Moe, to others)"

"Hey, porcupine! (Moe, to Larry)"

"(After Moe pokes them in the eyes)"

"(Usually when Moe wants to open a bottle of beer or something like it)"

"A variant of the previous catchphrase is when Moe just opens a bottle of beer without giving orders. The Stooge will be in pain when Moe says:"

"If another Stooge is knocked unconscious Moe sometimes props up the Stooge's head and says, Tell me your name so I can tell your mother (that you're hurt). The other Stooge then replies, My mother knows my name! at which point Moe slaps him on the head."

"Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, gee I like food! (Curly)"

"The Stooges are crossing the Sahara and come to a sign post with markers that point in the direction of several far off cities, including Cairo:"

"Let's sympathize our watches! (Moe)"

"(as Moe tries to explain Pig Latin)"

"Curly: Aye-aye!"

"Moe: [to Larry] Remind me to murder you later."

"Moe: [to Curly] I'll annihilate ya. I'll murder ya."

"Moe: [after Curly kisses him] I'm poisoned."

"Curly: I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!"