The Three Stooges

"I didn't wanna say yes, but I couldn't say no."

"Leave him alone!"

"Hey, where's your dignity?"

"Ooo wise guy eh?"

"What a brain..."

"Hey cut the clownin'!"

"This is a nice place. It reminds me of the reform school."

"I'll take it when I'm ready! [Moe: [threateningly] Are you ready?] Yeah, I'm ready."

"[to the audience while kissing Tilda] This I like. And I get paid for it too."

"Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb!"

"Waah, w-ohh! [A wolf-whistle towards women that sounded like a steam whistle]"

"Mee-mee-mee-mee! [frightened or surprised: uttered very fast, difficult to transcribe exactly; some other attempts]"

"Hello [Moe, low tone], Hellooo [Larry, a major third higher, with Moe still holding his 'o'], Hellooooo! [Curly, a fifth higher than Moe, forming a major chord with Moe and Larry] [The Stooges would also use this same tune for "Come in" or "Contact"]"

"Nyahhh-ah-ah! [Stooges frightened]"

"For Duty and Humanity!"

"Moe: One for all! Larry: All for one! Curly: I'm for myself."

"Moe: [to Curly] There's nothing to be scared about. [sees what Curly sees] Both: Nyahhh-ah-ah!"

"Not so haaaaaard!"

"That huuuuurts!"

"Oh, cut it ouuuuuut!"

"Not so loooouuuud!"

"You crazy you!"

"That's good for you! That's good for you! [gets hit by something] That's bad for me!"

"Come on and fight like a man!"

"Okay, buddy boy."

"Buddy, boy"

"[to Moe] One of these days, you're gonna poke my eyes out."

"[to Moe] I'm not! I'm stuck in the cymbal!"

"You know how to hurt a guy, Moe!"

"Hold hands, you love birds!"

"I'm gonna get you! Even if it takes me another 60 years!"

"Your drink, madam. (Pie hits him in the face) Pardon me, madam."

"I'm gonna change my socks. What an experience! (Moe, Larry, Curly or Shemp in several shorts)"

"Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! (Curly in the 1935 short, Horses Collars)"

"A burnt stake is better than a cold chop. (Curly, on why he would rather be burned at the stake instead of decapitated)"

"Anacanapon! (Moe, demanding a surgical instrument)"

"Seenophran! (Moe, demanding another surgical instrument)"

"Cotton!! (Stooges to each other whenever performing surgery)"

"Remind me to kill/murder you later! (Moe, to others)"

"Spread Out! (Moe, to others)"

"Hey Lorna, how ya do'in? (Shemp introduction to Lorna Doone)"

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch. I walked up to him, I smashed him like this, I hit him, I bopped him, I tore him to pieces, and then I knocked him down! (Moe or Larry)"

"Hey! Wake up and go to sleep! (Moe)"

"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.(over the public address system in a hospital)."

"I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens! (Curly)"

"Mammy! (Larry gets on his knees to Moe)"

"Pappy! (Moe gets on his knees to Larry)"

"Get out (ta here)! (Moe to others)"

"Tell me your name so I can tell your mother. (Moe)"

"My mother knows my name. (Curly)"