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"Aubrey: Embrace the power of the labia, PeeJee! Embrace it!"
"PeeJee: Well, I thought, "Who among my friends would want a candy cane-shaped, eggnog scented strap on?" Then I thought, "Who deserves it?""
"Davan: You know, for a lesbian, you seem to suck a whole mess o' dick."
"PeeJee: Chemo kitties need extra love!"
"Aubrey: I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!"
"PeeJee: You're like a Columbine kid who was too lazy to do anything."
"Kim: Nothing is as sexy as the look on a man's face as he slips into an unplanned slumber."
"Davan: I try not to think. It's not really a hallmark of my generation."
"Aubrey: So I made some pork chops and rented "Babe.""
"Jason: Heresy is sexy, Aubrey. Cancer isn't!"
"Jason: I bukkake for justice!"
"PeeJee: I'm sorry. Is our date interrupting your conversation with my boobs?"
"Aubrey: If a guy tells me I can't possibly stick a crazy straw all the way up his smallest orifice, that's a challenge I'm honor-bound to accept!"
"Aubrey: I'm going to find religion just so I can pray against each of you."
"Aubrey: If masturbating was s'posed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they'd ejaculate rainbows and flower petals."
"Davan: Why reach to the sky to touch a star when you can scoop one out of the gutter?"
"Lisa: For future reference, when a woman says she wants your honest opinion, she really doesn't."
"Davan: The way I see it, there's so much love and beauty in the world, and someone has to balance that shit out."
"Aubrey: Oh, good. More snow. Nature's bukkake."
"Andy: Well, as long as you promise we're only lynching them for science."
"Davan: I'm just saying I've never heard of a SIDS baby growing up to be a murderer or a rapist. Draw your own conclusions, my friend."
"Cab: It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of."
"Nancy: Elize, I need your help. I'm worried this chloroform has gone bad but my nose is stuffed up. Could you smell it and tell me what you think?"
"Davan: This is one of those situations where "I don't care" is the right answer, but not the right answer, isn't it?"
"Milholland's commentary: On one shoulder is a devil saying, "do it." On the other shoulder is an angel saying, "do it now.""
"Davan: Well, y'know, true friendship is a lot like a cervical punch."
"Mike: ...a wise man once said that being in love means never having to say, "I'm sorry.""
"Milholland's Commentary: If you don't get the joke, you're probably the punchline."
"Morganna: So...should we skip straight to finding an empty room to have sex in then?"
"Milholland's Commentary: Someone, somewhere, is dressing up like your favorite childhood cartoon character and having sex."
"Kharisma: Thank God I was taught fat people don't have emotions."
"Nancy: Oh, baby...talk some more stupid for me. It makes me so hot..."
"PeeJee: What is it with Texas and the child raping cults?!"
"Milholland's Commentary: Everything sounds dirtier when preceded by "For a good time...""
"Davan: You're only offended because liberal society says you're supposed to think "child rape" jokes are wrong."
"Fast Food Customer: I'm the customer and I'm white! That makes me twice as right! Se habla customer service, jerk?!"
"Rory: If I get this cool stuff now I bet the stuff you give me when you die is gonna be great!"
"Monette: I've never wanted to be a magician's hat so badly in my life."
"PeeJee: Damn it! Why am I arguing shit on the web again?"
"Vanessa: Expect foreplay full of fumbling and awkward apologies."
"PeeJee: Hey! You! I've got a Vagina! You got a problem with that?"
"Cat: (angry) Mrrrrrrowwwr."
"Cat-to-English translation: I am your god and your pain is my altar. Now, Worship!"
"Rayne (of Least I Could Do): The server's light flashed green three times. That's consent. That's robot consent."
"Fred: Friendship only really matters if you give it as willingly as you took it in the first place."
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