"Jason: I bukkake for justice!"

"PeeJee: I'm sorry. Is our date interrupting your conversation with my boobs?"

"Aubrey: Embrace the power of the labia, PeeJee! Embrace it!"

"PeeJee: Well, I thought, "Who among my friends would want a candy cane-shaped, eggnog scented strap on?" Then I thoug…"

"Davan: You know, for a lesbian, you seem to suck a whole mess o' dick."

"PeeJee: Chemo kitties need extra love!"

"Aubrey: I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!"

"PeeJee: You're like a Columbine kid who was too lazy to do anything."

"Kim: Nothing is as sexy as the look on a man's face as he slips into an unplanned slumber."

"Jason: Heresy is sexy, Aubrey. Cancer isn't!"