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"Dan: Nice! Rolled a 20 on my charisma check."
"Clinton: Actually... are there any guys you are attracted to right now?"
"Marten: "Dear esteemed future colleagues""
"Renee: Nah, you know what? Fuck it. It's a date. I'll even take a shower beforehand."
"Elliot: I like the part of baseball where you drink beer and eat hotdogs. So basically a cookout, I guess."
"Clinton: Okay, that answers that"
"Brun: Ask if people still call him Shitty Dan."
"Marten: Want me to do some for you?"
"Claire: Why"
"Dan: Haha! It doesn't have to be."
"Elliot: Haha, sure, you can come over anytime."
"Yay: That will not be necessary."
"Clinton: I mean, yeah, you're like, super hot. But if the feeling's not mutual, that's totally fine."
"Brun: Not even a little bit arousing. Actually kind of surprised how non-arousing it is."
"May: God damn it, I need some heels. What's my fuckin' shoe size now?"
"Renee: I'm gonna message him."
"Brun [over text message]: YO SHITTY DAN WTF WHEN DID U GET HOT LOL"
"Claire: Buhhhh I'm so tired of writing cover letterrrs"
"Claire: Stop"
"Marten: "I am excellent at dealing with unruly teens, bored children, moms looking for secretly horny books, and weird old men who smell like feet. I know the old men want a book about sailing ships, and I know the moms want a book about a contessa pegging the handsome scion of a rival family.""
"Renee: Yeah, I like working at the bakery. There's something satisfying about making tangible goods as your job."
"Renee: Oh, it's a date now?"
"Elliot: Friends?"
"Yay: Does our newfound friendship include expanded Hercules visitation rights?"
"Yay: Even when you are not home? Or asleep?"
"Elliot: Ummm, I-- I guess I could give you my door code..."
"Clinton: Um, I was wondering if you found me... attractive."
"Brun: Hmm. Never really thought about it before. Do you find me attractive?"
"Brun: Hmmmmm. I'm picturing us having sex and it isn't arousing at all."
"Clinton: Haha, okay. Guess that answers that!"
"[May walks up to Bubbles, and checks with her hand, finding that she's just slightly shorter than her.]"
"[We pull back to see that Bubbles is barefoot, and May is wearing flip-flops.]"
"Brun: Why did everyone call him Shitty Dan, anyway?"
"Renee: I think mostly to differentiate him from Cool Dan, who was actually an asshole. High school is a miserable place."
"Renee: You don't message someone out of the blue to talk about their cruel high school nickname. This requires tact. Nuance."
"Brun: I see."
"Brun: That's tactful and nuanced?"
"Renee: MY BRAIN SLIPPED"
"Claire: Oh no"
"Marten: "I am very smart. I know all of the books you can find in a library, and I know which of them are good and which are bad.""
"Marten: "I have never done library science while intoxicated, high on illegal drugs, or nude. But if that's what you're into, I'm not a cop.""
"Claire: Please"
"Marten: "In conclusion, by the time you finish reading this sentence, you will already have hired me. Thank you and congratulations.""
"Claire: Actually, I might use that last one. That's a power move."
"Dan: Not only tangible, but edible! If someone tried to eat a pipeline I designed, they'd be in for a bad time."
"Dan: A cheap date it is, then!"
"Renee: It's a good thing you're hot, nerd."
"Yay: We sometimes wonder if you would be better off leaving the whole "consciousness" thing to us and going back to your "climb tree, get fruit" roots."
"Yay: Friends."
"Brun: Hmmm. Nobody comes to mind."