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4월 10, 2026
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"Graeme Garden: "Pit Bulls, People Who Need Pit Bulls""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Breed Myself a Setter""
"Barry Cryer: "I Got Plenty of Mutton, from Porky and Bess.""
"Willie Rushton: "Someday My Mince Will Come""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "When I-rissoles Are Smiling""
"Graeme Garden: "New Pork New Pork, so good they ate it twice.""
"Barry Cryer: "Chop Chop, the Wonder Horse""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's a Hong Kong song, How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?""
"Barry Cryer: "Joseph and his Amazingly... Technicolor... Entrecote, I wish I was dead...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "(I Can't Get No) Putrifaction""
"Barry Cryer: "Wasn't Meat Loaf the Artist Formerly Known as Mince?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Anyone Who Had a Heart.""
"Willie Rushton: "It seems to me I've heard this song beef-""
"Barry Cryer: "Chitterling Chitterling Banger Banger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There Will Never Be Another Ewe""
"Willie Rushton: "Back in the Saddle of Lamb.""
"Barry Cryer: "Anything from Grease.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Best of ABBA-toir.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's a German Second World War butchers' song - Veal Meet Again.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Dance of the Seven Veals from the opera Salami.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A rather worrying Fats Waller number, The Joint is Jumping...""
"Willie Rushton: "Fillets.""
"Graeme Garden: "Sirloin, It's Been Good to Gnaw You""
"Barry Cryer: "From Rasher With Love""
"Graeme Garden: "You Say Tomato, I Say...Eh??""
"Barry Cryer: "Another One Bites the Crust""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "We're All Going On A Saga Holiday""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Stairlift to Heaven""
"Graeme Garden: "Hit Me With Your Walking Stick""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hippy Hippy Replacement""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Wide Eyed & Legless with Hot Chocolate""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Gout""
"Barry Cryer: "I Heard It Through The Deaf Aid""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I'm Putting In My Top Set...""
"Barry Cryer: "Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're Adorable...Eh??""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Baby, Will You Light The Fire""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Staying Alive""
"Rob Brydon: "Mandy""
"Barry Cryer: "There's A Hole In My Blunkett""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Throughly Modern Milliband""
"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""
"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""
"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""
"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""
"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""
"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""