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"Rory Bremner: "Out of range the battery's dead"
"Tony Hawks: "We look at your rectal issues"
"Miles Jupp: "Good news about your application"
"Harry Enfield: "Come and buy a lovely vape"
"Willie Rushton: "Tadpole Dundee""
"Graeme Garden: "The Chi-Hua-Hua of the Baskervilles""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "EM Forster's 'A Passage to Islington'""
"Willie Rushton: (on James Bond books) "'Casino Royale' has now become 'Bingo with Princess Michael', 'Thunderball' is 'Drizzle Pillock', 'Dr. No' is 'First aid kit in the boot, possibly', and my favourite I think is 'Octopussy' has become 'Unipart'.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Balshazzar's Sandwich""
"Barry Cryer: "Winkles in cider.""
"Rob Brydon: "She's very good with ice-cream dishes, I'd like to see her lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan!""
"Graeme Garden: "And there's Antony Worrall Thompson's crabs on ginger nuts!""
"Miles Jupp: "I always find it a bit strange eating here.""
"Caroline Quentin: "Well this is a complete waste of a Saturday.""
"Tony Hawks: "Coming in a flatpack wasn't quite what I had in mind.""
"Henning Wehn: "I think you've given me something you shouldn't have.""
"Miles Jupp: "You don't want one of those dangling too low or the cat will have them off with their claws.""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Someone's in luck, I've hidden a sixpence inside.""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "I am so sorry, I should've put it in much earlier!""
"Miles Jupp: "I can't wait for the binmen to come...""
"Miles Jupp: "Well, I thought the vicar put on a very good show.""
"Henning Wehn: "Well I suppose it's the thought that counts.""
"Miles Jupp: "Oh, I see, it's a sort of miniature tool.""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Stick a bit of tinsel on the top, that usually perks it up.""
"Henning Wehn: "Well, that's it for another year...""
"Gary Delaney: "Turn over now, please!""
"Rory Bremner: "Miss Wilson showed us this last term.""
"Pippa Evans: "Excuse me, when I'm finished, I'm allowed 15 minutes on my own.""
"Gary Delaney: "There was a lot to take in, but somehow I managed it!""
"Rory Bremner: "I'll need another sheet.""
"Lucy Porter: "I'll need you to shine a torch so I can see where I'll be sitting.""
"Harry Enfield: "Scared, Potter?""
"Lucy Porter: "Show me the money!""
"Harry Enfield: "Here's Johnny!""
"Harry Enfield: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "This is Gold Leader, I'm going in.""
"Miles Jupp: "D'you, erm, d'you think your parents would enjoy this?""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "We did it, Sam; we destroyed the Ring!""
"Adrian Edmondson: "Well, that's the last time we have your parents round.""
"Henning Wehn: "This reminds me of my time in prison...""
"Adrian Edmondson: "Oh, no! I think I left the giblets in!""
"Henning Wehn: "In some cultures it's polite to burp afterwards.""
"Miles Jupp: "Just ten more minutes, the meat really needs to rest.""
"Adrian Edmondson: "But remember to chew every mouthful.""
"Miles Jupp: "I've put some little bowls out so you can clean your fingers.""
"Adrian Edmondson: "Smack the bottom really hard and see if anything comes out.""
"Adrian Edmondson: "Ooh, what a lovely spread.""
"Rachel Parris: "Shall I be mother?""
"Henning Wehn: "This is mostly crust!""
"Jack Dee: "Aberdeen Angus underbelly with wild salmon top, after which you could have a sorbet.""