"I hope Bloodstained realizes what it has done; all we needed was a few more disappointing fuck-ups, a few more Mighty No. 9s, Yooka-Laylees, Broken Ages, and maybe we could've all been completely soured to the Kickstarted retro callback. "Oh, maybe it isn't healthy to never want to leave our youthful comfort zones," we could've all said. "Maybe we should be open to new thoughts and ideas, for just as the gene pool requires variance, so too does art need a diversity of new concepts to avoid stagnation and producing nothing but the cultural equivalent of harelips and webbed toes." And you fucked that up, Bloodstained, by proving the system can actually work, and now it's going to be Kickstarted remakes of Custer's Revenge as far as the eye can see. If you want a picture of the future, imagine General Custer's lovingly-rendered shiny bell-end slapping a human face - forever."
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Zero_Punctuation
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
Zero Punctuation
912 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by Zero Punctuation →
Related Quotes
"Things have become a little more abstract and it's hard to tell what's real and what's a metaphor for your decaying s…"
"I say most things are more understandable. It always pissed me off when I unlocked a new skill for a character, and w…"
"“Oh here he comes. Here comes old gloomy trousers to crash the storybook romance between Zelda and all of gaming medi…"
"On the whole don’t take away that I hate the game, for Christ’s sake, but I know what you’re going to say. “Oh who ca…"
"Amnesia: The Bunker is trying an interesting new spin on things because while you are a gormless no-faced bellend and…"
"Fighting games are like six year olds in a playground. They’re full of energy and fun to watch but the moment you try…"
"But then I got to the final, final boss, and I won’t mince words, he chopped my soft ass up like avocado for the summ…"
"Hey, remember when Diablo 3 came out and it was always online even if you only wanted single player and everyone got …"
"Thing is, though, while the story's engaging with this dismal, weighty tone full of horror and blood and guts, and ge…"
"I know by this point you've all trained yourselves to not hear the phrase "subscribe to our patreon" alongside "got a…"