"It's a girl - buy some pink stuff!"

"I proposed to you like an idiot and you said no to me."

"Hey, Doc Howard. Ben Stone calling. Guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going in labor, and you are not fucking here…"

"Marriage is like a freak, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

"You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter."

"Every time when you see yourself you think, how is these monster came here"

"Save the due date"

"From the director of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" comes a comedy about a one night stand that became something more"

"Imagine if this guy got you pregnant"

"What if this guy got you pregnant?"