"Ah, never fear, Diddy's here. Just shove an hors d'ouvres plate in front of me and I can find a crab with my eyes closed. HERE, CRAPPY! CRAPPY! Here, Crappy, Crappy..."

"I'm Diddy! Ooh Ahh!"

""I'll shower you in Coconut Cream Pie"."

""I got a bad feeling about this, Cranky sounded really mad"."

"It's more fun bein' in one of these biplanes than on top of some skyscraper!"

""Back off or I'll have to slam you"."

""It's the company's fault for making you want it so much"."

""Donkey all confused"."

""It's hard to believe anybody this cute could have everybody so mad at him"."

"Help, Diddy! I've fallen, and I can't get up! Can you pass me a banana, little buddy?"

""I've never known any problem that couldn't be solved with a little nap"."

"That's not mine! Look, there's still a piece of banana inside! I never leave a banana bit! Can I have it?"

""Arr, you got me confused with someone else. I'm Donkey Kroc the pirate, arr, and I'm looking for Donkey Kong the (mimics monkey) ape"."

"Ohh... feels like I got the stuffing knocked out of me... Oh no! I did get the stuffing knocked out of me! Where's my stuffing?!"

"Hmmm, to know everything, I must give up everything... HEY! Little buddy, I'm giving you my tie collection!"

"Its finally over. Now, how do you get outta here? (screams, than fall into a trap and close the trap, than kick off the feet)"

"Aye aye, nose nose, throat throat, ablast to something to keep you me hardlies, and shiver me tree trunks!"

""I was gonna call [Cranky] something else, but... you were present"."

"Banana-slamma!!!!!"

""Can't we get this show on the road? I'm losing a fortune standing around here!" ~Bluster"

""Wait a minute, not so fast! I want to go over that 'richer-poorer' part again with my lawyer!" ~Bluster"

""Too late, lizard lips! The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene!" ~Funky"

""Marry me, Candy, and everything that's mine is yours, except for what's in this prenuptial agreement". ~Bluster"

""Hey DK! I made your favorite! It's a 3-layer cake! Bananas, bananas, and bananas!" ~Candy"

""I'm just one sneaky, peeping, two-bit step away from becoming an even richer richest ape on Kongo Bongo Island - and that's rich". ~Bluster"

""When ya wanna be there like now, Funky's Flights is the way to go!" ~Funky"

""Why is there not an election to determine the future ruler of Kongo Bongo?" ~Blast Off"

"Visit me first and give me all your coins! I'm far more useful than these other sad-looking bums!"

"I've never seen so much worthless rubbish! I'm surprised they don't give you a special 'trash barrel' to haul it all around in!"

""All right. If you somehow get back safely from this and bring back that good-for-nothing Donkey with you, I'll admit that maybe you have what it takes after all. But if you don't there will never be more than cheap cameo roles for you in the future, my boy"."

""Whoa! Check it out, dudes! Never saw green clouds before... well, maybe once. Hey! Where'd all that water come from?!" ~Funky, while flying upside-down"

""There, how could Candy possibly resist me now? (looks at his comb) What's this? Hair? My hair?? AAH! My hair's falling out!!" ~Bluster"

""I can't use this. So what if I've lost a bit of hair? ...AAH! MORE HAIR!! I'm shedding!" ~Bluster"

""I'd rather go on the picnic with your stupid robot than with you!" ~Candy"

""That unimaginative Donkey Kong would be more than happy to trade whatever treasure he finds for a... station wagon to cargo his bananas around". ~Bluster"

""Finally, somebody who speaks my language! Welcome, bro!" ~Funky"

""Uh-oh!" ~Dixie"

""You want to see the Lost World? What channel is that on, Dixie?" ~Wrinkly"

""Writing? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that involve knowing something like, say, the alphabet?" ~Bluster"

""Like the terminal dude said... I'll be back!" ~Funky"

""Hey, I think you've played this game before, haven't you?!" ~Swanky"

""I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!" ~Wrinkly"

""Ssshhhh, Kongs! I'm on my last life and you're breaking my concentration!" ~Wrinkly"

""Oh! That Donkey Kong. Is there some sort of world that says boyfriends always have to be late? Well, this time, I'm not taking "Jeez! Sorry, Candy! I forgot" for an answer, the big ape might not know it, but he's in big trouble!" ~Candy"

"YOU. . . . BANANA-SLAMMA!!!!. . . . .NIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYY. . . . . Newt and you just nothing to lose the CocoNUT!! YOU JUST NOTHING TO LOSE THE COCONUT!!"

"I'm surrounded by fools!"

"No way! You chose the last contest, so I get to choose this one, and I choose the one where Donkey Kong gets beaten to a pulp!"