"Cranky: [Bluster] thought we were talking about him and not the X-Ray machine, and now he's trying to weasel his way into the history book by killing all of us with his good deeds. Fat chance. Diddy: How do we make him stop? Cranky: With the cherry soda! Right there on the shelf, next to the Super-Sonic Vitapunch pack. DK: Cherry soda? Cranky: He thinks he has a fatal disease? DK: Yeah. Cranky: All we have to do is convince him that this cherry soda is some new miracle drug that will cure him. Diddy: Cherry soda's a miracle drug? Cranky: Of course not! But he'll think so and stop trying to destroy Kongo Bongo by being a hero. Besides, I've been trying to unload that stuff for ages."

"Bluster: The BarrelCopter! Mummy'll be livid! Cranky: Tell her to take a number - I was livid first! Candy: What about me? Bluster: What about you? Candy: I'm livid! Cranky: You can be livid later; now get this thing out of my house!"

"Klump: Ooh ooh, I could use my secret emergency code. Like: "The fog was thick and dense." K. Rool: Like your brain."

"K. Rool: I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong running in circles until the proverbial cows come home. Krusha! Krusha: (enters behind K. Rool) When did the cows leave? K. Rool: How many times have I told you not to sneak up behind me like that?!"

"Inka Dinka Doo: Donkey... share... everyone. Diddy: No kidding! Tell DK and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say "Spill the Beans"! DK: What do you mean? I can keep a secret! Diddy: Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about my rash? And the time Cranky told you about his rash? And the time Candy told you about her... DK: Allrightallrightallright! I get the picture!"

"Cranky: "Who built the ancient and mysterious temple of Inka-Dinka Doo?" Now why do you knuckleheads suppose it's called mysterious? DK: We don't know? Cranky: Exactly! It's a mystery! No one knows who built it! The end!"

"DK: It's an invasion! DK + Diddy: They're gonna zomibify us! Cranky: I'll smackify the both of ya unless you knock off the Science-Fictional nonsense."

"Diddy: This is weird! DK: Yeah! I didn't know Funky was opening a hair salon."

"DK: Do your zombie worst! No interplanetary visitor dude mind vibe can control my mind! Cranky: No kidding! They'll never be able to find it!"

"Funky: I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show! Candy: You see? There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes! Funky: Not ones that turn people into zombies, anyway. The ones I've met have always been real mellow... in an alternate life-form kind of way."

"Diddy: Then we'll kick some interplanetary butt! That is if they have butts. Klump: They might have two. Or three."

"K. Rool: You lost the Crystal Coconut?! Polly Roger: Yeah, so sue me! If I had a little more ground support I might have kept it! K. Rool: KLUMP! You had orders to provide ground support! What's your excuse? Klump: Tactical error. I lost 'em. Polly Roger: The tactical error was giving you the job!"

"K. Rool: That's it! Cut Donkey Kong's hair, and before it grows back, I'll have the coconut! Klump: But uh... who will, uh... cut his hair? K. Rool: It's so obvious- the only person he'll let get close enough to him. You wouldn't know a good plan if it hit you in the head! Klump: I would too. If it hit me in the head."

"Bluster: I'm tired, my feet are sore, I have sand in my shoes and I'm thirsty! Give me that bottle! Candy: No, this will save Donkey Kong! Bluster: So what if K. Rool wins? Who cares? Donkey Kong will be out of my hair; I can't stand that guy! Now gimme that stuff!"

"Candy: Leonardo Di-Ape-rio is the most adorable, talented, dreamy movie star I've ever drilled over! DK: What's he got that I don't have? Diddy: Well, movie-star good looks, movie-star fame, movie star money... DK: I've been in lots of movies. Candy: Huh? DK: Every Saturday afternoon I sit right in the front row."

"DK: Hey, Bluster, what are ya doing? Diddy: Lemme guess; Funky glued your fingers together?"

"DK: Maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you could still hypnotize them! Bluster: I could do that. Or I could just use the last of the serum and really hypnotize them! DK: That would work too! (pats Bluster, causing him to drop the beaker) Oops! Bluster: At least it would have, if you weren't such a clumsy clutz!"

"Diddy: Jumpin' jungleants! What did you say? DK: It's the anniversary of the first time I broke a date with Candy. So I'm gonna write her a love letter using Funky's plane! Diddy: Yoohoo! Anybody home? Who celebrates that anniversary? It's like celebrating your first toothache!"

"Klump: Sir, there's an intruder on the island; some fella who's conspirin' with the enemy, AKA the apes. K. Rool: How so, Klump, AKA Twit?"

"K. Rool: Well Krusha, let's hear it! Krusha: Uh-huh, what? K. Rool: Your imitation! Krusha: Uh, all right. Here goes. (imitates K. Rool's voice) Lunkhead! Once I have the Coconut... K. Rool: Not me, you ninny! Donkey Kong's! Krusha: Ooh, sorry. I thought you meant you, your mightiness. K. Rool: Just do his voice! Krusha: (imitates DK's voice) Bananas, bananas, bananas. I always got bananas on the brain."

"Klump: When the coast is clear, we'll jump out of the barrels, steal the Crystal Coconut back, and then swim back to shore. Krusha: Duh, I can't swim... Klump: Well, why didn't ya say so before we snuck on board!? Krusha: Well, you never asked."

"Krusha: I've devised a new plan to let me do the following: One, take over the world; Two, get rid of those babbling baboons; Three, get the Coconut. Klump: And rescue K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits? Krusha: (sighs) And rescue K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits!"

"Klump: Hey, Fred Astairicle! I'm leadin'! Krusha: Why you? Klump: Because I outrank ya."

"Klump: With Donkey Kong incommissioned, grabbin' the Coconut will be a piece of cake. Krusha: Ooh ooh ooh, we get cake too? Klump: Aw, nevermind..."

"Bluster: [after voting for himself] May I have another? Cranky: Sorry, Bluster, one vote each! That's how it works. Bluster: You mean, I get the same number of votes as him!? (points to Eddie the Yeti) And you call this a democracy!"

"DK: Well? Klump: Well... Job well done, sir. DK: Not so shabby yourself, Klump. Now, if I ever see you in my territory again, I'm gonna "BANANA SLAMMA!!!" you like you've never been Banana Slamma'ed before. Klump: In triplicate, varmint! (DK and Klump salute each other, turn around, and walk away)"

"Funky: Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island! Bluster: What will we do? Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign. Bluster: But that could take a long time! Funky: So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours. Bluster: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

"Cranky: Now zip your lip and listen! I've got something that'll snap Eddie the Mean Old Yeti out of his mean old mood! DK: Eddie's not the only one who could use some of that. Cranky: I heard that!"

"Cranky: I think I just spotted Eddie! Funky: I am ready, dude! Cranky: Not ready! Eddie! Funky: Not ready yet? Just say when! Cranky: Isn't there something you can do so we can communicate? (Funky does something on the control panel and the noise stops.) Funky: All right. So, let's communicate. Cranky: What did you do? Funky: Turn the engine off. Cranky: Then what's holding us up? Funky: Like... (the plane starts to fall) ...nothing."

"Eddie: Me cranky! Cranky: No, I'm Cranky! Funky: Welcome to the club, cranky dudes! I'm cranky too! Eddie: Me crankiest! Cranky + Funky: AND HE'S GOT THE CLUB!!"

"Cranky: Stop moving ya moron! I'm taking an X-ray of the inside of your head. Funky: Cool! I'll take an 8x7 and 3 wallet size! Cranky: The brain's already wallet size."

"Bluster: I am a remarkable specimen! Sound mind with the body of a Greek god! Diddy: Yeah - Blimpo, god of the fatheads."

""Troff's a pig, Scoff's a hippo, and both are big, slow, and useless"."

"What am I doing here? I could ask you what you're doing here, all of you! But I know - wrecking my vacation, that's what! First bees, then ants, now you and those overstuffed alligators are the icing on the cake!"

"They can't keep this level of graphics up for much longer! We used to be lucky if we only got three shades of grey, let alone any real colors!"

""Get out of my tent now, you cheeky ape!! Wait till I tell your parents"."

"Donkey, I've had enough! That tie - turn it down!"

"You're only reading this because you're bored!"

"Halfwit? You two are the ones missing the boat!"

""There's no such thing as Bog Monsters"."

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "Oh, I know that. I'm saying this is a treasure map. X marks the spot!""

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "Oh! Those no-good dirty rotten low-down yellow-bellied thievin' slime-sucking salamanders!!""

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "Oh, I do have a future. I do, I do"."

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "This is all Bluster’s fault! That BONEHEADED BABOON always messes things up and makes us look bad!""

"Jeepin' jungleberries! How can I be an evil ruler if I can't attack the enemy in a helicopter? Oh, that's SO unfair, I HATE that..."

"Aliens are taking over Kongo Bongo and all anyone's doing about it is getting their hair done!"

"Pay no attention to the monkey behind the monkey!"

""That sounded like a zebra having his stripes removed"."

""Not unless you got a weedwacker and a couple of hours"."