"[reading a poem] He was crippled / But only his body was cracked. / It's not simple / nor is it an easy matter to explain. / Let's just leave it at that she says / and closes the holy book of lies / she covers her eyes / Denying to herself what she thought happened.-Tracy Freeland."

"I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I'd die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now."

"Great! Then I can stop doing twelve hair-cuts a day to pay for all this shit! Do you think I wanna be here?"

"God damn $1.50 a square foot floor!"

"You two aren't the only J-Lo's in the house. Check out these sexy colors."

"It works if you work it."

"Hey Mason! Move ya G-string down south!"

"Guys say hello to the butt!"

"This only costs $19.95!"

"Hey boys! My friend wants to suck your dick!"

"Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyway? It fucking stinks in here, Mel!"

"You guys know if you drink ten glasses of ice water a day, you'll burn three-hundred calories."

"The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park..."

"I don't even remember how to spell photographer."

"[to Evie while high] Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me!"

"[crying] Mason said you wanted me to move in with Dad! You don't want me. You don't want me."

"[walking into class late, sarcastically] Sorry. Can't a girl go to the bathroom?"

"[Evie pokes her stomach while trying to pierce her belly button, and screams in pain] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"

"EVIE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? SHIT!"

"Well teriffic. We might as well be on the fucking moon!"

"Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!"

"[coming home on acid] RAHHHH I'M A LION!!!!"

"[chanting] No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties."

"Lukas Haas - The Pin"

"Richard Roundtree - Assistant Vice Principal Trueman"

"Noah Segan - Dode"

"Meagan Good - Kara"

"Brian J. White - Brad Bramish"

"Noah Fleiss - Tugger "Tug""

"Matt O'Leary - The Brain"

"Nora Zehetner - Laura Dannon"

"Emilie de Ravin - Emily Kostich"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Brendan Frye"

"Kara: Still wish you knew what you wanted to know?"

"Kara: Make sure you wanna know what you wanna know."

"Laura Dannon: Fearless flyer."

"When the "Upper-Crust" does shady deeds, they do them all over town, and the pitch is, they got these little symbols so they can tell each without word getting around."

"Anyway you've been sniffing me out before then, sniffing for me like a vampire bat for a horse with a nick on its ear he can suck on."

"Where you were at, with all of us and the Tug a fist away, you've got to use your nut. Allay the situation. So, yeah, you're not scared of me, I got it, but I'm also thinking you're a little nuts now, so you've got that trade off with your situation. But nuts isn't all bad, so maybe it was a good play. I don't know."

"Let's take you back upstairs. Back with the living."

"Uh-huh. And he wants cash on the nail. He's a pot-skulled reef worm with more hop in his head than blood. Why pay for dirt you can't believe?"

"I'm looking to find this big game the Pin's played, not to gum it, but just so when its tail jams in my back I'll know who to bill for the embalming."

"Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you."

"You set that poor kid up! You held Dode like a card 'till you could play him."

"Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you."