"You know... When my father died, I spent a lot of time thinking maybe I wasn't such a great son. It seemed to me like I could have listened to him a little more, spent some more time with him... I felt so guilty, you know, like he did everything for me, and I didn't do anything for him. Then one day it occurred to me... that I did the greatest thing of all for him just before he died: I was there with him, and I held his hand, and I said goodbye."

"I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares."

"Ryan Kelley - Clyde"

"Carly Schroeder - Millie"

"Trevor Morgan - Rocky"

"Scott Mechlowicz - Marty"

"Josh Peck - George"

"Rory Culkin - Sam"

"Beneath the surface, everyone has a secret."

"You can never go back."

"No one talks to people like that."

"He doesn't smoke, Marty."

"No, I never do anything to anybody."

"{On George} No, screw that guy."

"{To Sam} It was your guys' plan. I was just there."

"{To Sam} Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck You!"

"{To Sam} If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?"

"{To Sam} So, what's it like being a male?"

"We gotta bury the body."

"That's what happens when you fuck with Martini Blank! Martini's friends back him up. That's what friends do, fuck-o. That's why you're in the water. 'Cause you've got none."

"I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans."

"If you're really feeling like a party animal... you wanna smoke a birthday doobie?"

"Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming."

"{On his dyslexia} My doctor says it's a genetic variation, like for evolution."

"Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot?"

"I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap."

"Somebody help! (after he hits his head with his camera underwater, then dies)"

"His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall!"

"Happy Birthday, Sam!"

"Why'd you drop the anchor?"

"You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam, all right? And I fucking hope you go to hell. (Millie: Don't make things worse, George.) Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt! (Clyde: Sit down, George. You're out of control.) SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE! You faggot! Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. Because all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?! It makes me sick! And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! Yeah, and speaking of dead fathers..., I just remember why bonehead, white trashed fucking donkey dick Marty, got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his daddy. His neanderthal, drunk dad, put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know... I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said he splattered his brains all over the wall. I thought it was sad at first, but now... I like it. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall."

"So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis!"

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?! You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera! Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. (he gets up to leave after tackling Sam, pushing onlookers out of the way) Get out of my way!"

"Oh yeah baby girl, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh squirt all over me"

"Oh, You son of a bitch! Oh, You asshole! I wanna fuck your asshole!"

"[after George squirts him with a water gun] DON'T EVER FUCKING SQUIRT THAT THING AT ME AGAIN!!"

"Shut the fuck up, George! Shut the fuck up!"

"You always attack for no reason."

"Uncle Martini!"

"We were planning on stripping you, throwing you in the river, then make you run home naked."

"I'm sorry, George."

"I dare you to pull your pants down and your underwear, and show us that famous dick of yours for at least ten seconds. {to Marty in Truth or Dare}"

"[finding Brady's clothes in the washer] Mom! Three strikes and you're out! How many times are you going to let him fuck you over!?"

"Deborah Kara Unger as Brooke LaLaine"

"Jeremy Sisto as Brady"

"Brady Corbet as Mason Freeland"