"Magic Mirror: I hate the smell of rotten apples, but they sure are handy when there is trouble. If you ever get one, hold down and it will get rid of anything that can smell it."

"Donkey: Look Shrek! A road sign!"

"Shrek: It says we're still far far away."

"Donkey: We better get back or we're going to hit traffic."

"Princess Fiona: We haven't moved in 4 hours!"

"Shrek: I'm going out to see what's going on."

"Donkey: Hey can I go? People just love Donkey."

"Shrek: Okay, but you must promise not to sing anymore songs."

"Leprechaun: Have you found any of my clovers?"

"Donkey: Not at all. What's so special about them?"

"Leprechaun: When equipped, these lucky clovers will protect you from 1 hit."

"Magic Mirror: Did you meet my friend the Magic Shield? If you "Equip" him, you will be invulnerable."

"Donkey: Looks like there was an accident."

"Shrek: You go tell Fiona and I will see if I can help them out."

"Driver: You cut me off!"

"Driver 2: No, you cut me off! I had the right of way."

"Shrek: Excuse me, gentlemen, is there anything I can do to help?"

"Driver: Ahhh! It's an ogre! Protect the city!"

"Shrek: We haven't entered town and people already hate me. I hope people get nicer."

"Narrator: When Shrek and Fiona arrived at the Castle, everyone was surprised to see that they were ogres. The king did not like his daughter being married to an ogre and Shrek did not like his father-in-law judging him by his appearance. Dinner was a mess and everyone was upset. Fiona stormed up to her room."

"Shrek: Fiona left very upset. I better go talk to her. Oh no, the tower is locked! I will need to find another way to our room."

"Fairy Godmother: I am Fiona's Fairy Godmother and you must be the reason she is stuck in this ugly form."

"Shrek: Why can't you accept us for who we are?"

"Fairy Godmother: Because, that's not how it's supposed to be. Please take my card, Fiona, in case you ever need me."

"Shrek: I'll take that card. We'll call you if you ever need a scarecrow."

"Donkey: HELP! HELP! I just saw an Unidentified Flying Object fly out of King Harold's window! I need to see Shrek."

"Knight: You are one crazy talking donkey if you think we will let you into our castle."

"Magic Mirror: Certain ghosts can be quite friendly. If you "Equip" them, no one will see you. Just be careful. The magic will wear off if you take damage."

"Donkey: Shrek! You won't believe these knights! They are rude and angry and there was this UFO and... Why are you smiling?"

"Shrek: The King wants to make up. He said to meet him in the forest tomorrow morning. It says here the City Gate won't open until noon. If we wait that long I will miss my appointment with the King."

"Donkey: I don't think we can open it ourselves."

"Shrek: Let's see if we can find another way out of town."

"Leprechaun: How many times can you bounce a mouse?"

"Donkey: Look, Shrek! This bridge leads to the Forest."

"Shrek: We did it! Let's hurry or we'll be late."

"Donkey: Are you sure you know where you're going?"

"Shrek: The King said to meet him by the Big Tree. It has to be around here somewhere."

"Donkey: Look out, Shrek, someone's out there!"

"Shrek: What a cute kitty!"

"Donkey: I don't like this. That cat has a piece!"