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April 10, 2026
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"Lionel Belmore - Herr Vogel"
"Dwight Frye - Fritz"
"Chad Donella - U.V."
"P.J. Prinsloo - Robby Stewart"
"Derek Hamilton - Trent Whalen"
"Tobias Mehler - Andy Effkin"
"Tygh Runyan - Dickie Atkinson"
"Crystal Cass - Lorna Longley"
"A.J. Buckley - Charles 'Chug' Roman"
"Katharine Isabelle - Lindsay Clark"
"Ethan Embry - Allen Clark"
"William Sadler - Dorian Newberry"
"Bruce Greenwood - Dr. Edgar Caldicott"
"Steve Railsback - Officer Cox"
"Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick"
"Katie Holmes - Rachel Wagner"
"James Marsden - Steve Clark"
"In Cradle Bay... there's nothing more frightening than perfection."
"You'll never be the same."
"It doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be."
"Dr. Caldicott: Science is God!"
"Andy Effkin: [snaps Mary Joe's neck] Slut."
"U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!"
"U.V.: Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!"
"U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors."
"Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers."
"Allen Clark: What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed."
"[Blood running down her face] I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow."
"Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad."
"Treat yourself."
"Hey, teacher! Leave those kids alone!"
"I'm getting rid of rats."
"You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're really stupid!"
"(after throwing Steve out of the boiler room) Wait! You like Kurt Vonnegut?"
"Who put the acid in my Spam?"
"Sounds razor."
"Be the ball."
"[shouts] You signed me up for the program?"
"I had no idea the evil was this pervasive."
"It's not like you think. It's a whole new kind of cool. Everything's beautiful, man."
"[Blue Ribbons circle around Steve] Ice Ice Baby."
"[sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police] Andy Effkin toasts with the most."
"The Yogurt Shoppe, Yogurt Shop-e, what the fuck's a Shop-e?"
"Look at him, he's killing his hard-on."
"Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad."
"On the twenty-third day in the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places..."
"Stanley Jones - the Narrator"
"Miriam Margolyes - a Dental Nurse"
"Bill Murray - Arthur Denton"
"Christopher Guest - The First Customer"