"Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?"

"[repeated line] Pardon my French!"

"I'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do."

"I've got a goddamn plan!"

"We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!"

"That's how they get ya. They're under the goddamned GROUND!"

"[to Earl] Who died and made you Einstein?"

"[to Rhonda] GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!"

"This valley is just one long smorgasbord."

"[hearing music from below ground] So where the hell's that goddamn golden oldie comin' from?"

"Hey guys, I think I've found the ass end!"

"They say there's nothing new under the sun. But under the ground..."

"[looking at Old Fred's messed-up corral with chunks of dead sheep lying on the ground] What the shit?"

"Richard Marcus as Nestor Cunningham"

"Robert Jayne (credited as "Bobby Jacoby") as Melvin Plug"

"Victor Wong as Walter Chang"

"Michael Gross - Burt Gummer"

"Finn Carter - Rhonda LeBeck"

"What the hell is going on? I mean what the hell is going on?!"

"Fred Ward - Earl Bassett"

"Kevin Bacon - Valentine "Val" McKee"

"I broke down and fell to the sidewalk, screaming to my pregnant wife, 'I can't believe I'm doing a movie about underground worms!"

"Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass."

"I can't believe we said no to free beer!"

"We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me."

"The following report to the Royal Geological Society by the undersigned, Alexander Saxton, is a true and faithful account of events that befell the Society's expedition in Manchuria. As the leader of the expedition, I must accept responsibility for its ending in disaster, but I leave to the judgement of the honorable members of the Society the decision as to where the blame for the catastrophe lies."

"Teddy Savalas - Captain Kazan"

"Silvia Tortosa - Countess Irina Petrovska"

"Alberto de Mendoza - Father Pujardov"

"He knows that a horse has four legs. He knows that a murderer has two arms. But still, the Devil must be afraid of one honest Cossack."

"Alice Reinheart - Miss Jones"

"Julio Peña - Inspector Mirov"

"Peter Cushing - Dr. Wells"

"Christopher Lee - Alexander Saxton"

"Pete Postlethwaite - David"

"Lance Henriksen - Michael Bishop (Bishop II)"

"Christopher Fairbank - Murphy"

"Niall Buggy - Eric"

"Phil Davis - Kevin"

"DeObia Oparei - Arthur"

"Clive Mantle - William"

"Peter Guinness - Gregor"

"Holt McCallany - Junior"

"Danny Webb - Morse"

"Paul McGann - Golic"

"Ralph Brown - Aaron"

"Brian Glover - Harold Andrews"

"Charles Dance - Jonathan Clemens"

"Charles S. Dutton - Dillon"