"One little Indian left, alone with all his doom. He refuses to go to bed, so what does he do? He decides to stay up and play in his room. What nasty little games he would play with his slumbering prey. He was slayer, he was master. He was both God and the Devil! See, that's what some would say. He would grow to manhood, a self-proclaimed king. Master of his own vessel. Home to his own sin. He just cast out all who had behaved. Just exiled to the cargo hold to fend amongst themselves...and scavenge, feeding off their own. Evil grew. The king no longer wanted to play. So he returned to his bed of slumber. And while the king slept, a whole new world of evil grew...as we wept."

"Three little Indians with the burden to bear. No more law. Nothing left to care. Just three little souls whose destiny had become undone because there was chop chop chop chop... then there was only one. One little Indian left."

"Oh, how the whole world cheered to the thunder of earth's mightiest creation—Elysium. One small spark to ignite the heavens for the heroes to venture farther and farther than any of mankind's machines! And we slept. We slept a slumber so deep that no one had dared before...as three little Indians were left to mind the store."

"You think I survived this long trusting strangers?"

"This... truly is Noah's Ark. This archive holds the world we are going to live in."

"I guess this thing does land itself. Doesn't float too well though, does it?"

"I was younger than you when I first came onboard. Funny, I can't even remember what life was like before this flight began. It's all I have."

"I'm gonna fucking carve you up!"

"There will always be law and you will pay for what you've done. Even if that means I have to pull the sick out of you."

"I understand that it's felt like every man for himself. If we're going to get out of this... a little fucking solidarity goes a long way. We all want to survive, right?"

"After what I just saw, procedure just went out the fucking window."

"If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House, Independence Day style, or sneak in through the back door?"

"And you thought YOUR teachers were weird..."

"Think your teachers are aliens? You could be right."

"What if your teachers really were from another planet?"

"The students at Herrington high will not only question authority... they'll have to destroy it."

"The students at Herrington High always suspected their teachers were from another planet... they were right!"

"You will not be disrespectful this school year!"

"Take me to your teacher."

"On December 25, School's Out Forever."

"Meet the Alien Generation."

"Jon Stewart - Prof. Edward Furlong"

"Usher Raymond - Gabe Santora"

"Robert Patrick - Coach Joe Willis"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Principal Valerie Drake"

"Christopher McDonald - Mr. Frank Connor"

"Piper Laurie - Mrs. Karen Olson"

"Famke Janssen - Miss Elizabeth Burke"

"Salma Hayek - Nurse Rosa Harper"

"Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado"

"Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler"

"Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson"

"Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell"

"Jordana Brewster - Delilah Profitt"

"Elijah Wood - Casey Connor"

"Mix Invasion Of The Body Snatchers with The Thing. Throw in some Terminator, a spoonful of The Breakfast Club, and a pinch of The Stepford Wives, and you've got a big mess of a movie set in a school that’s being taken over by a conformist alien, one teacher at a time. You’ve got the very funny, occasionally scary, quite gory, and extremely entertaining 1998 Robert Rodriguez film called The Faculty"

"I always thought the only alien in this high school was me."

"You wouldn't have liked it here anyway."

"Guaranteed to jack you up!"

"Hugh Graham — Mr. Andrews"

"John Benson — Sgt. Jim Bert"

"Elbert Smith — Henry Martin"

"Olin Howland — Old Man (final film role)"

"Earl Rowe — Lieutenant Dave"

"Aneta Corsaut — Jane Martin"

"Steve McQueen — Steve Andrews (as Steven McQueen)"

"The long quote by Dr. Hallen about the parasite "assimilating flesh" is sampled in Lazlo Hollyfield's song "Bones" on The Pacer Ep album"

"It crawls... It creeps... It eats you alive!"

"The indestructible creature! Bloated with the blood of its victims!"

"Indescribable... indestructible... insatiable."