"It’s a misfire by just about any measure, but it earns some warm feelings for its determination not to be like anything else currently in circulation."

"Boris Isakovic — Ivan Andrich"

"I'll nail you to my dick."

"Dick means penis? No Dick is our neighbor. Our neighbor is called penis?"

"Ludwig Stössel - Mr. Puft"

"George Cleveland - Dr. Elfson"

"Rags Ragland - Albert Weever"

"Hedy Lamarr - Princess Veronica"

"Countess Zoe: Think of what history would say: Her Majesty Veronica the First, received the news that she had become Queen, while she was carousing in a Chop Suey joint with a bellboy."

"Mrs. Odell: I wish I'd been born a princess. Instead I was born tired."

"Robert Walker - Jimmy Dobson"

"I'm sure he means every other word he says!"

"June Allyson - Leslie Odell"

"She's the unsnoodiest person I've ever known."

"She's not plump. She's not unplump either. Well - she's perfect."

"Carl Esmond - Baron Zoltan Faludi"

"Patty Moore - Fae"

"Edward Gargan - 1st Cop"

"Ben Lessy - Himself"

"Tom Trout - Hack"

"Agnes Moorehead - Countess Zoe"

"Warner Anderson - Paul MacMillan"

"Konstantin Shayne - Yanos Van Lankovitz"

"Why are things exploding?"

"Ms. Sage, I enjoyed your book on The Lost City, and I believe you're the one who can help me find the treasure."

"After them!"

"Oscar Nunez - Oscar"

"Patti Harrison - Allison"

"You're so afraid of life hurting you again that you’ve stopped living."

"You know what’s ironic? I thought you, of all people, would know not to judge a book by its cover."

"Brad Pitt - Jack Trainer"

"This is not a romance novel."

"Sweeter after difficulty."

"Jungle eat people like us."

"I'm a woman. I can't mansplain anything."

"I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do."

"The adventure is real. The heroes are not."

"The jungle isn't ready for this kind of action."

"Sandra Bullock - Loretta Sage / Angela"

"This is the very first time I’ve ever seen you totally unafraid. And alive."

"Channing Tatum - Alan Caprison / Dash McMahon"

"Da'Vine Joy Randolph - Beth Hatten"

"Daniel Radcliffe - Abigail Fairfax"

"One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!"

"What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?"

"Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass."

"Mary Ellen Trainor - Elaine Wilder"

"Manuel Ojeda - Colonel Zolo"