"I drive, and wait for a storm to come and wash us all away. But it doesn't. It's a beautiful day. And it shouldn't be a beautiful day. I wait... but nothing happens to me. And for the first time, I feel like I am alone in the world. We made it. Two strangers with nothing left to say. Brian used to love this place. The hotel, the beach- they still look exactly the same. But they're just places now. I don't know what'll happen next. I don't know how long I'll live. But I know I will be alone."

"The rules are simple. At least that's how my brother sees it. One, avoid the infected at all costs. Their breath is highly contagious. Two, disinfect anything they've touched in the last 24 hours. Three, the sick are already dead, they can't be saved. You break the rules, you die. You follow them, you live. Maybe."

"Mark Moses - Doctor"

"And we wouldn't want to break any rules, right? He said, drinking his beer as he drove the stolen Mercedes ridiculously over the speed limit. And look- no hands!"

"Kiernan Shipka - Jodie"

"Christopher Meloni - Frank"

"Emily VanCamp - Kate"

"Piper Perabo - Bobby"

"Chris Pine - Brian"

"[On being 'chosen' as immune] I'm here and they're not."

"Lou Taylor Pucci - Danny"

"The rules are simple. You break them, you die..."

"I don't know if there's anybody listening... but, my generator is dying. So, if there is someone out there, this my last call. This is Laura Merkin, last survivor of Corpus Christi, Texas, saying goodbye."

"[Danny has just found out Bobby is infected, and is viewing a memorial at a gas station] Do you want to end up like them? We will if she stays."

"[In a mock narration] Brian Green steps up to the tee. He needs a hole-in-one here to get to the Masters, but he's really worried about his people finding out that he's GAY! [Brian misses]Dude, my advice to you is to put the club down, wait 10 minutes... just never pick it up again."

"Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!"

"What do you know, the geek shall inherit the Earth."

"Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice."

"Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s in case our species do meet, you don’t have a fucking spaz attack!"

"Evolution, baby."

"(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?"

"You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants."

"Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time."

"Clive, I can feel your boner."

"Clive likes boning space bears!"

"He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice."

"We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest."

"(in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman."

"Aliens aren’t called Paul."

"(after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice."

"Mother fucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!"

"(after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway."

"(to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds."

"Three tits. That's awesome."

"There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them."

"This Spring, they're all for one and one for Paul."

"Who's up for a close encounter?"

"Fugitive, celebrity, slacker, joker, alien."

"Only Girls Phone Home"

"Ever felt a little alien? (UK poster)"

"Simon Pegg as Graeme Willy"

"Nick Frost as Clive Gollings"

"Seth Rogen as Paul (voice)"

"Kristen Wiig as Ruth Buggs"

"Jason Bateman as Special Agent Lorenzo Zoil"

"Bill Hader as Agent Haggard"

"Joe Lo Truglio as Agent O'Reilly"

"Jane Lynch as Pat Stevenson"

"Sigourney Weaver as "The Big Guy""

"Blythe Danner as Tara Walton"