"[as Julia plays chicken with a Hummer] Wait, are you crazy? Wait, wait, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! [The Hummer dodges and crashes into a cliff] Jesus! You are crazy! Nice, nice."

"(to Dino) We'll settle this behind the wheel."

"Like the car I brought? Because I know the cops will. Oh, and by the way, I think this belongs to you. [throws Anita's engagement ring into Dino's car]"

"Nice driving. I'm impressed. Tobey Marshall. The man to beat in Mount Kisco. Sorry about your old man. I know you were close."

"Ramon Rodriguez - Joe Peck"

"Montrel Miller – Birmingham Hotel Waiter"

"Tom Virtue – Morgan Anderson"

"P.J. Byrne – Record Executive Producer"

"Mike Hatton – George"

"Iqbal Theba – Amit"

"Sebastian Maniscalco – Johnny Venere"

"Viggo Mortensen – Frank "Tony Lip" Vallelonga"

"Mahershala Ali – "Doc" Don Shirley"

"Linda Cardellini – Dolores Vallelonga"

"You never win with violence, Tony. You only win when you maintain your dignity."

"Dimeter Marinov – Oleg"

"Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone. And rich white people pay me to play piano for them because it makes them feel cultured. But as soon as I step off that stage, I go right back to being just another negro to them. Because that is their true culture. And I suffer that side alone, because I'm not accepted by my own people 'cause I'm not like them, either. So if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough and if I'm not man enough then tell me, Tony, what am I!?"

"The world is full of lonely people afraid to make the first move."

"You know, my father used to say, whatever you do, do it 100%. When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. When you eat, eat like it's your last meal."

"[Eating KFC in Kentucky] Mmm. I think this is the best Kentucky Fried Chicken I ever had. But I guess it's fresher down here, right?"

"It's like what your friend the President said, "Ask not... Your country, what you could do for it. Ask what you do for yourself." Y'know?"

"Gillian Jones - a Vuvalini"

"Joy Smithers - a Vuvalini"

"Megan Gale - The Valkyrie"

"Angus Sampson - The Organic Mechanic"

"Jennifer Hagan - Miss Giddy"

"Melissa Jeffer - Keeper of the Seeds"

"Courtney Eaton - Cheedo the Fragile"

"John Howard - The People Eater"

"Richard Carter - The Bullet Farmer"

"Abbey Lee - The Dag"

"Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - The Splendid Angharad"

"Riley Keough - Capable"

"iOTA - The Doof Warrior"

"Nicholas Hoult — Nux"

"Hugh Keays-Byrne — Immortan Joe"

"Josh Helman - Slit"

"Charlize Theron — Imperator Furiosa"

"The Future Belongs to the Mad."

"What a lovely day."

"Nathan Jones - Rictus Erectus"

"Tom Hardy — Max Rockatansky"

"Rictus Erectus: I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!"

"The First History Man: [onscreen text] Where must we go... we who wander the wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Zoë Kravitz - Toast the Knowing"

"We were going to do an anime before it was delayed a second time when we were rained out of Australia. But because we were delayed that didn't happen, and so we've got that script, and we've got another one."

"The People Eater: We are down thirty thousand units of gasoline, nineteen canisters of nitro, twelve assault bikes, seven pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts— and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!"