People From New Jersey

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"I’ll stay awake while reason sleeps."

"Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do."

"Everyone is dead in heaven."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"Art is the canary in the goldmine."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"Holding contradictory ideas balances the brain."

"Talent is the enemy of taste. Taste is the enemy of talent."

"The end of the world goes on forever."

"You may know you’re going to die, but you won’t know you’re dead."

"Nothing is true until someone believes."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"You can’t part the waters without making some waves."

"A man with a bomb has never to beg."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."

"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."

"The human heart beats itself to death."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"Everyone matters more than you except to yourself."

"No one should possess more than they can hold in their heart."

"If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road."

"It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke."

"If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else."

"If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity."

"I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned."

"It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions."

"The few think for the many."

"I was reincarnated as my former self."

"I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years."

"I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener."

"I have an undeveloped photographic memory."

"In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create."

"Anything worth doing can be done by someone else."

"Sometimes you have to do something dangerous to get death's attention."

"Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal."

"If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind."

"If listening was as important as speaking, you would have twice as many ears as mouths."

"An army of one answers to none."

"If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours."

"In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication."

"I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine."

"Mistakes clear the path for success."

"Those who cannot create consume."

"A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave."

"My parents saved me from nonexistence."