People From New Jersey

"There’s nothing more dangerous than a good idea."

"You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath."

"There’s nothing to dream about in heaven."

"Last place is first place in the very next race."

"You can’t judge a book while it’s on fire."

"Criminals are the product of arrested development."

"Life is hardest on the headstrong."

"The impossible has no past."

"My parents saved me from nonexistence."

"I only speak to drown out my thoughts."

"Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job."

"I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener."

"Familiarity is the enemy of admiration."

"Behind every great man is a pickpocket."

"My reflections always get it backwards."

"Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing."

"Narcissism makes me feel better about myself."

"No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven."

"In fraud we trust."

"Mad to the marrow."

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"Everyone is dead in heaven."

"I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"Heaven is a Christian-free eternity."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"If listening was as important as speaking, you would have twice as many ears as mouths."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"Art is the canary in the goldmine."

"The fastest way to the future is to bypass the past."

"Nobody understands a prostitute better than a politician."

"Being misunderstood is the measure of an artist, being understood is the measure of a man."

"I only appear selfish to a saint."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."

"It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward."

"A shadow never sees the sun."

"Patience grows old."

"The revolution will go unnoticed."

"Mirrors reverse life, memories reverse time."

"Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror."

"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"Education prepares the next generation for life and debt."

"The opinions of others are articulated by my inner voice."

"My failure is a window for your success."

"No is a bigger word than I."

"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."