"[after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot. [startled by the screams of rats] I'm sorry!"

"Guppy: Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?"

"Abi: Please, do not interrupt me. I am traveling on the astral plane."

"Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer."

"Welcome to the Jungle."

"Oh, shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!"

"[last words before his death] Oh, shit!"

"Stuart Devenie as Sebastian the Fox, Dr. Quack the Duck, Madame Bovine, Sandy the Chicken, Cedric the Warthog, Seymour the Elechicken, Mr. Big the Whale, Female Rabbit #2 and Chorus Girl #1."

"Soldier gopher: Chúng ta không được để những điều nhỏ nhặt khát vọng tư sản nhuốm màu sư phạm xã hội chủ nghĩa. Cải cách là kẻ thù của cuộc cách mạng. ("We must not let petty bourgeois aspirations taint socialist pedagogy. Reform is the enemy of revolution.")"

"Soldier gopher: Bỏ vũ khí xuống và giơ tay lên những con chó chạy theo chủ nghĩa xét lại. ("Drop your weapons and put your hands up revisionist running dogs.")"

"Eat lead, you man-stealing slut!"

"Educator gopher: Thời gian học lại cho bọn đế quốc phát xít. ("Re-education time for fascist imperialists.")"

"Brian Sergent as Wynyard the Frog, Trevor the Rat, F. W. Fly, Jim the Frog, Chuck the Frog, The Spider and the Vietnamese Gophers."

"Mark Wright as Sid the Elephant, The Masked Masochist, Louie the Dog, Guppy the Fish, Poodle, Snake bartender, Crab and Chorus Girl #4."

"Educator gopher: (pointing Chuck, Wynyard, and Jim to a blackboard that says "Lyndon Johnson is very bad egg") You... read... You... read."

"Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo. (body only)"

"Fane Flaws as Musician Frog."

"Mark Hadlow as Robert the Hedgehog, Heidi the Hippo, Barry the Bulldog and Chorus Girl #3."

"From the creator of "Bad Taste", comes a movie with no taste at all!"

"Donna Akersten as Lucille the Poodle, Samantha the Cat, Dorothy the Sheep, Female Rabbit #1, Chorus Girl #2 and Fitness Tape Voice."

"Sex, drugs and soft toys."

"Educator gopher: Tôi vẫn nói rằng doanh nghiệp tư nhân là chấp nhận được ở cấp làng cung cấp nó được kiểm soát chặt chẽ bởi bên. ("I still say that private enterprise is acceptable at a village level, providing it is strictly controlled by the party.")"

"Puppet spunk hits the fan!"

"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."

"Peter Vere-Jones as Bletch the Walrus, Arthur the Worm, The Baker, Newspaper Mouse and the Announcer."

"[to the lizard] Welcome to the bottom of the food chain."

"[after Mrs. Miller is killed] Not her too. She... was a nice lady!"

"Norman Forsey - Mr. Peterson"

"Merlin - Frankie, the cat"

"Valery Nikolaev - Yuri Romanov"

"Pamela Gidley - Amy Harding and Alex Langdon"

"Frank Welker - the Geckos"

"Helen Moulder - Mrs. Miller"

"[to the lizards in a car] You really disappointed me, you know that?"

"[after blasting a lizard] I got to get out into the country more often!"

"Simon Bossell - Marshall Clarke"

"Stu Rutherford — Stu"

"Jackie van Beek — Jackie"

"Cori Gonzalez-Macuer — Nick"

"Jonathan Brugh — Deacon"

"Taika Waititi — Viago"

"Jemaine Clement — Vladislav"

"Ben Fransham — Petyr"

"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table."

"[Nick and Deacon quarrel, Nick runs away by turning into a bat, Deacon chases after him by also turning into a bat] Ooh! Bat Fight!"

"At the start I was like 'Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me."

"We're vampires. We don't put down towels."