"[after discussing that they are going to kidnap the President] Wouldn't it be easier just to make an appointment? (this is used in the trailer, but not in the final film)"

"[after setting off the Buckingham Palace fire alarms] Uh-oh, God save the Queen!"

"Tea time, chaps!"

"Look! It's a little golden man, like a tiny torso. Wow..."

"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me."

"Did none of you read my book?"

"Ben, if it was you trying to convince me, you’d have less evidence and I'd already believe you."

"It's on the internet, there's no stopping it now."

"[Riley approaches his Ferrari to see an official envelope from the Office of the President with a key to the car. Written on it is "TAX FREE"] I love this car. [He hops in, inserts the key into the ignition and backs it into another car by accident. A crashing sound is heard; credits roll]"

"Even if you're married to the president, you can't get a few minutes alone."

"[looking over the edge of the tilting platform] I see death and despair. Mostly death, maybe despair for the last few seconds and then an instant death."

"You went in Buckingham Palace and all you came out with was an old piece of wood?"

"Alan Tudyk - Wat Falhurst"

"Mark Addy - Rolan"

"Laura Fraser - Kate the Farrier"

"Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer"

"Shannyn Sossamon - Lady Jocelyn"

"Heath Ledger - William Thatcher/Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein of Gelderland"

"Rufus Sewell - Count Adhemar of Anjou"

"Jonathan Slinger - Peter the Pardoner"

"Berwick Kaler - Man in Stocks"

"Alice Connor - Lone Girl"

"David Schneider - Relic Seller"

"Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Old Bishop"

"Nick Brimble - Sir Ector"

"Scott Handy - Germaine"

"Steven O'Donnell - Simon"

"Christopher Cazenove - John Thatcher, William's father"

"James Purefoy - Sir Thomas Colville (Edward the Black Prince)"

"Bérénice Bejo - Christiana"

"I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity."

"From peasant to knight; one man can change his stars."

"He didn't make the rules. He was born to break them."

"He Will Rock You."

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?"

"Good people! I missed my introduction! [crowd cheers] But please... please, I pray you, hear it now! For I would lay rest the grace in my tongue and speak plainly. Days like these are far too rare to cheapen with heavy-handed words. And so, I'm afraid without any ado whatsoever — [passes in front of Prince Edward] excuse me, My Lord — here he is! One of your own! Born a stone's throw from this very stadium, and here before you now! The son of John Thatcher... Sir Wiiiiiilliam Thatcheeer!"