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"Ben, if it was you trying to convince me, you’d have less evidence and I'd already believe you."
"Did none of you read my book?"
"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me."
"Look! It's a little golden man, like a tiny torso. Wow..."
"Tea time, chaps!"
"[after setting off the Buckingham Palace fire alarms] Uh-oh, God save the Queen!"
"[after discussing that they are going to kidnap the President] Wouldn't it be easier just to make an appointment? (this is used in the trailer, but not in the final film)"
"You went in Buckingham Palace and all you came out with was an old piece of wood?"
"[looking over the edge of the tilting platform] I see death and despair. Mostly death, maybe despair for the last few seconds and then an instant death."
"Even if you're married to the president, you can't get a few minutes alone."
"[Riley approaches his Ferrari to see an official envelope from the Office of the President with a key to the car. Written on it is "TAX FREE"] I love this car. [He hops in, inserts the key into the ignition and backs it into another car by accident. A crashing sound is heard; credits roll]"
"It's on the internet, there's no stopping it now."