"When I look at the boy in that painting, I see a very intelligent, very serious person, and a good person. But there’s something about the eyes and the face that seems lost and sad. But that’s as far as I can see because he doesn’t want to let the world see any further."

"Frank Welker as Special Vocal Effects"

"Michael Papajohn as Cardassian"

"Lindsay Course as Jane"

"David Keith as Boone"

"Litefoot as Little Bear"

"Hal Scardino as Omri"

"Good! I like Danger. Do you like Danger, Texas Man?"

"[before pulling the arrow out of Boone] Blood will flow. Get me husks!"

"Omri cooks? Like a woman. You are a woman!"

"The boys back home call me boohoo Boone!"

"[about whisky] Not one more drop as long as I live! [sees Omri and Patrick] Ohhhhhhh, my dear sweet lord! [beat] I need a drink."

"Ryan Olson as Adiel"

"Nestor Serrano as Teacher"

"Vincent Kartheiser as Gillon"

"Steve Coogan as Tommy Atkins"

"Rishi Bhat as Patrick"

"Richard Jenkins as Victor"

"Matthew Perry and Zac Efron as Mike O'Donnell"

"Brian Doyle-Murray as the Janitor: the magical figure who makes the transformation possible."

"Thomas Lennon and Tyler Steelman as Ned Gold"

"Sterling Knight as Alex O'Donnell"

"Michelle Trachtenberg as Margaret Sarah "Maggie" O'Donnell"

"Leslie Mann and Allison Miller as Scarlet Porter O'Donnell"

"Back to High School"

"Who says you're only young once?"

"High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the pictures of your glory days, wondering what might have been. Seems to me you guys are living in the past."

"[pretending to read a letter to Scarlet in divorce court] Scarlet, before you go through with this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt. I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you, or I'd die... then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful... and safe... because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing could ever be that bad... because I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today... but I don't want you to. But I guess... if I love you, I should let you move on."

"[In the bleachers, talking to Maggie] When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks. But one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you."

"Otis: [after eating French fries with Ed's sauce on it] It makes me glad I'm not dead."

"Fizz: Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!"